What's worse than finding a bug in your soup? The Holocaust

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why was little johnny crying? he had frogs stapled to his face.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs go for christmas? Cancer

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A black guy and a white guy are in a fight, who wins The white guy because they were in a fight over when the black guy was going to die.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No. Neither has he.

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How is a raven like a writing desk? It isn't.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Meals on wheels - eat up!

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A lawyer gets admitted to a bar.

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Why are tootsie rolls brown? because they are....

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What is the difference between finding a dead black man on the street or a dead dog? There are tire marks in front of the dog.

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Roses are red, Sometimes they're white. Or pink. Or yellow. There are roses of many colors.

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A man walk into a bar he buys a few drinks. When he is done the bar tender gives him his check. Man told the bar tender he has no money to pay for it. Bartender says," ok how about this we have a horse in the back that hasn't laughed a day in his life if you can make him laugh you get the drinks for free." so man proceeds to do so. A few minutes later man comes out horse is dying. So the man gets his drink for free. A few days later man comes back with the same deal. So the bartender tells him" that horse hasn't stopped laughing since you went back there. If you can make him stop you get your drinks for free." Man goes in a few minutes later comes out horse is crying. Man man is remarked by how he did it but he doesn't question it. A few days past the man comes back an the horse is still crying...... So the bartender ask the man how he did..... Man says," first I told him I had a bigger dick then him....second time I proved it"

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Friend: "Hey man! Did you hear about the kid who bought the last hamster at the pet shop? Other friend: "No..." Friend: "Oh, well he shot himself last night."

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your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

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Wendy went for a walk every day in the forest. Why not today? She was shot yesterday

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What do you call a seagull that flew into the bay? Wet.

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One day a man was out fishing in the lake. Suddenly, there was a huge fish pulling his fishing pole so hard it almost broke. Luckily, he managed to pull the fish into his boat. It was the biggest fish he had ever caught and he brought it home for his family to see. They were all very proud.

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i have to tell you a knock knock joke. but you have have to start it..

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What's cooler than living on the sun? Everything, because the sun is the hottest entity in the entire universe. Plus, who'd want to live on the sun?

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Your mom is so stupid, she thought the square root of pie was 3.14156

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Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? All the inventory was destroyed.

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im at school

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Yo Momma Is Soooo Fat She Is Highly Obese

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. (Don't ask me how that's possible, just go with it) As the bartender is pouring it, he asks "Why the long face?" The horse responds "My son died of cancer this morning..."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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