What happened to that guy who fell? He died from car accident 3 days later.

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Why was the boy drinking toilet water? Because he was receiving a violent swirly. He then went home and killed himself.

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What do you call a blonde with a Doctorate in Physics? Doctor (Dr).

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Roses are red pineapple is yellow I'll shove your head up my ass so you can eat some marshmallows!

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Why did Lance Armstrong lose the race? Which race?

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My computer will die soon, and my life is a lie. Refrigerator.

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Why did Helen Kelley's dog run away I'd run away to if my name was. Ughgughgughgiggughfufh.

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- Do you want to hear a joke? - No. - Ok.

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Q. Whats long and and can drip out fluids? a tap.

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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Roses are red, Violets are violet

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Q. What did the wierd kid get for christmas A. A Pokemon diamond edition

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I'm an old man with Alzheimer's. Ok I'm going to tell you a little story. Well i was walking down the road bout 36 sum odd years ago and the next thing i knew i was........... Hmmm.... i wonder whats in the fridge...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.

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Q: Why couldnt the kid feel his legs A: He had no arms

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Why didn't the man go to work? He got stabbed.

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Q. When you drink two 5 hour energies, do you get 10 hours of energy or double the energy for 5 hours? A. You die

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Girl: How do I know if I'm Jewish? Guy: Are you Jewish? Girl: No. Guy: There ya go.

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A duck walks into a 7-11 and says "Give me some Chap-stick, and put it on my bill!" But the cash register attendee doesn't speak English and cannot understand him. He does, however, question whether his God is punishing him because, as all people know, Ducks cannot speak. However, this hallucination must be punishment for a horrid misdeed. The employee breaks down into tears and begins reciting a prayer. The duck, slightly miffed, walks out, pondering why he'd need Chap-stick anyway, since he has no lips.

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What did the blind man say to the bartender? Nothing, I forgot to mention he's also mute and has no legs.

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Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

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Sammi suck kyles chode

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Roses are red violets are blue I have boobs and so do you

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Why are the new york knicks called the new york knicks.? no one gives a crap

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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