Justin Beiber

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What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

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Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

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What do you call a mulsim that tattles on you for vandilising muslim propaganda Target Practice

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Why? Why Not?

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How can you tell if a joke is skept? Tell it to raysean and see if he laughs

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Why did the Flintstones have Christmas? The Flintstones celebrated Christmas because the creator, William Hanna, celebrated it. As it is a kids TV show, you can't expect it to be factually correct.

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What did the DVD player say when a video tape was put in? You incompatible.

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What looks like donuts but stinks of shit. Sean Big Macs socks

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Wright flyer

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The grandfather's grandson said, "They charged me $10 just for a cup of coffee!" The grandfather said, "They charged me with bayonets."

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Two guys walk into a bar. This is really exciting as they haven't seen each other for two years and are looking forward to catching up.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

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A man walks into the bar and ask the bartender for a shot of vodka. He drinks the vodka.

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Once a upon a midnight haven. Along came a cow name Mr. Maven. For they say the cow was very lucky. But oh what a day for something very mucky. Oh ye the coming of Mr. Maven and his milk. And for every cereal there will be silk. But wait isn't Mr. Maven a guy? How can you milk him even if you try? I don't know, just sounds cool.

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A bus with 11 passengers is making its final stops for the night. At main street it drops of 6 people and picks up 2, at broad it drops of 3 and picks up 4, at 3rd street it drops of 5 and picks up 1, and finally at 6th street it drops off 4 and picks up 0. How many people are still on the bus? 13 if you include the dead bodies in the back

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why did graeme go to olivias house to do fun things

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What do u call a woman geometry teacher. Santains wife.

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How many clowns fit in a car? Depends how many get in the car.

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Roses are red, They are also violet, yellow, white, pink, orange, purple, or orange.

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? i know how to make a pizza

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What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

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What do you call an african american child that hasn't eaten in a week? hungry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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