What did Batman say to Robin after they got on the bus? We should have taken the batmobile.

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Why was the washing machine laughing? Because you're on drugs.

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Slam! Slam! Slam! I'm a woodpecker. Slam! Slam! Slam! Except with dirt.

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Why did the fisherman go to Alaska? The commercial fishing business is strong there and it was a sound financial decision.

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Q: Who wants a chick with big breasts? A: Everyone apparently, because chickens are being genetically engineered that way because people are racist about what part of the chicken then want to eat. The white meat or the dark meat. Guess what? Now they can't walk because they are top heavy. And who's fault is that? The people who only eat the white meat.

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Chinese men having large penis.

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Why was the blond stupid? She wasnt, its just that everyone loves stereotypes

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What does a homeless man get for his birthday? 25 cents

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Q: Why did the duck eat some grass? A: because we are so careless that we caused global causing the entire pond to shrink to a size where it cannot raise a family and the fish could not prosper so the duck could not eat what it had forcing it do consume an inedible substence causing it to die because is not a natural part of a ducks diet

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Two apples are hanging from a tree. They are both picked, sold, taken home, washed, and enjoyed by a family of three.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was something of interest on the other side.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cement is grey, Shoes are myriad colors, but usually white, black, or brown, depending on their use, And I love you.

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Alister Darling plucks his eyebrows.

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knock knock who's th...AIDS.....

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

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Knock Knock? Who's there? bob bob who? the builder

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A schizophrenic walks into a bar. He has dual personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

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Whats a buch of blacks running down a hill called? The Detroit, MI marathon in seeing that 84.3% of Detroit's population is of Arican descent.

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What do you call a black man about to jump off a cliff? Suicidal

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why did the the frog cross the road? because he was on the chickens back

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What did the woman say just before she was stabbed eleven times in the chest thus killing her? Nothing, she had been gagged.

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i love to lick...

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What do cows and grass have in common? They both say "moo", except for the grass.

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