A black man, a mexican, and a christain are on an island. There are also many other people on the island, since all of North America and South America is one giant land mass.

What do you do when a man in a corner offers you candy? You walk away.

What bird can lift the most? i do not know, I suggest asking an Ornithologist

Roses are red Violets are blue Black people are black They are inferior

What happens when lady gaga and chris brown jump into the pool at the same exact time. They get wet

Why was the baby crying? Because it was just born and usually a baby cries when its born, if it dosent it usually means something is wrong, so the mother was happy to hear her baby cry.

Sex education in Texas,

How do you make a baby float? Two scopes of Ice cream and two scopes of baby.....and the holocaust.

If you are on this site, you have a shitty life. It is even shittier if you read this.

There is a wire, Let's put it on fire, The fire spread so did your legs, Now were both lying dead on your bed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Boom! Splat! You'll never know.

Women's Rights

Who did you see last night? Nobody, no one wants to see you.

Why did the boy cry Because he fell

Why couldn't the convicted felonist get back to America? He was in Antarctica and accidentally licked a flagpole.

"Knock Knock" "whos there" "interupting cow" "interupting cow who" "i have aids"

what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

Y u do dis?

What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

why wouldn't the printer work? because there was an animal in it.

What is the name of Steven Hawkins condom.... Anti virus

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

Anti jokes are stupid Anti jokes are dumb I'm a pedophile, You better run.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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