whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? a pizza does not have a heart

Why wasn't Jesus born in Poland? Because if he's an actual historical figure he would have been born in modern day Palestine.

So a person asked a blonde in America which was closer: the Moon or Canada? The blonde responded "Canada"

whats white and sticky glue

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? I eat pizza.

When I was just a little kid, my daddy lest the house and we all joined him to wherever he wanted to live.

Crowded elevator smell different to midget-Confucius say.

what did the blonde mail to her boyfriend? nothing, blonde's can't write.

What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

whats polish and black a polish black person

What is the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family

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What did the virgin say to the car salesmen? Hello, I'm really interested in buying a car today.

Q: What did Hitler say to the Rabbi? A: I don't like you.

Latvian guy said to the other latvian guy: ''Why did the chicken cross the road?'' The other latvian guy responded: ''In truth, i do not know. I have not seen chicken in 10 years. The last time was before the red army plundered my village. I can still hear all the screams from the women being raped. But, back to question. Where is this chicken you speak of? I have not eaten in days and my wife and children are close to starvation aswell''

What did the zombie say to the woman? I like turtles.

What smells like old people and is white? Talcum Powder.

Why did the downy jump off a cliff? I told him to.

What was the joke about that woman with altsimers again? Ironically I forgot.

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Your mother lives so loosely that she has several terminal diseases and only has 3 weeks to live.

Your mom is so fat, that when she stepped on the scale she was disappointed with the number that appeared.

your mums so fat that shes HUGE!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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