A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink then walks out of the bar ...

whats blue and can fly? a red robin i lied about being blue By RT so u believe me

What do you call a clock that has no sense of time? .....Broken.

Your mom is like a tire iron: she's a whore

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

I did your mom-A FAVOR-by making you-A SANDWICH-my favorite part was when she stripped-THE LETTUCE-then i touched her boob-OO-then we fucked

knock knock who's th...AIDS.....

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

F Detroit! I'm more of a Bulls fan

Why can't the children hug his father? Because his father is dead.

Why was the sex offender sweating in the playground? Because he was pushing his over weight son on the swing.

Why is a four year olds bedroom the hottest place in Texas? Its on fire, like the rest of the state because of a tragic wildfire thats ruining the lives of many people.

What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

Oh, hi Dave, come inside.

Chuck Norris goes to the mars to fight the marshuns he then die's soon after because there is lack of oxegen on mars and theres no marshuns.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Why did then plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings! What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Adelle....

Hey whats sad about 4 black people going over a cliff in a cadillac. Nothing

What do you call a man with no arms or legs sitting on a doorstep? Whatever his name happens to be

Did you hear about the german girl who had sex and died................. it was 50 years later after she had a family of about five kids and lived a happy life as a nurse

What did the one eyed boy say at the movie theater? 3D was a boy choice

There once was a man from Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He then shortly died in his sleep due to heart failure at the age of 81.

Why didn't Debbie go to the theme park with the rest of her family? Because she died the week before.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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