What's brown and sticky? A stick!

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Where does someone who has lost his arm, has a bleeding head, is mentally ill, has strep throat, and lung cancer go? Too late, they died.

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Three guys at the beach decided to bet on who could swim the farthest. The first guy, could not swim so he lost. The second guy got a cramp right away. The third one swam far away into the distance, and was not seen or heard on for days... Three weeks later his corpse was found floating by the shore. The other two died out of guilt.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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What's white and capable of flash photography? A pony, I lied about the photography.

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What is worse then having no dad? Russian dad that hates you a lot and wishes you drawn in vodka.

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What do you call a muslim flying an airplane? A pilot.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 9,405 licks (this may not be reliable I lost count since I kinda just bit it)

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Doctor, I've caught a cold. Take a Halls.

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the little boy got in a ice cream truck he cant sit down anymore

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If I have a penny, and I give it to Michael Jackson, What will he do with it? Nothing. He's dead.

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Yo mama so fat! She should be concerned because diabetes is a serious problem that can lead to a heart attack. Also STOP EATING MCDONALDS.

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A American, a Brit and a Mexican decided to bet on who could tell the funniest joke. The one that won told a great joke indeed.

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A man walks into a bar. The barman says, 'why the lo-, wait, i thought you was that horse again.'

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Q.Whats the differents between justin bieber and a girl A.Nothing

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A black man, a chinese man, and a dog decide to have a race. Unfortunately, they are shot by a sniper on a roof while still in the planning stages.

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how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

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How come there aren't any Mexicans on Star Trek? The show already had several minority characters, and the producers felt that the addition of a Hispanic actor or actress would have added nothing of value to the series.

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What boy with no arms get on his birthday? Lego.

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Q: What's worst than the Holocaust? A: 6 million Jews

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A homeless man begged and begged for a dollar to buy something. A man finally gave him his dollar. What did the hobo buy? Nothing he walked into 711 and then got shot.

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What did the kid say to Santa? Nothing, he was a goat.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because Your mother said so. Now get a life and get off this website young fellas.

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Wanna here a joke? To bad you can't your black.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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