Knock Knock? Who's there? bob bob who? the builder

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What do you call a black man walking towards you with a gun? A defibrillator.

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A Native American walks into a bar. The bartender notes that this is statistically unlikely because Native Americans are part of a small minority in the local area, but is accepting of all people so still serves him a drink.

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

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Why did Ian die Because I shot him with a gun

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.

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When life gives you lemons you can't make lemonade! Life is not a person, place, or thing that is able to physically hand you something! But, you can go to your local grocery store and buy some lemons.

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Why couldn't the tractor start? The farmer lost the keys.

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Guy 1: why are you being such a douche? Guy 2: cause douches get the most pussy

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A cat ran into the road...I hit it

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Q: A plane crashes on the boarder of Mexico and America, where do you bury the survivors. A: You don't because there were none, everyone fucking died!

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How do you make your grandma fly? Push her off the back of a plane.

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how long did it take the blonde to solve the rubiks cube when she knew the algorithm? Approximately 6.73 minutes.

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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yo mama is so fat that wii fit puts her in the overweight category

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What do cows and grass have in common? They both say "moo", except for the grass.

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Q.Anti-jokes are funny? A.Depends on your opinion

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Why did the hipster burn his mouth on a piece of pizza? Because the pizza was on fire.

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Whats the difference between a sandwhich and a dead baby? People eat sandwhiches.

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whats the difference between a turkey and a baby i dont know how to cook a turkey

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Adolf Hitler. Adolf Hitler, who? Be quiet and hand over your Jews!

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Q: why was the cat naked? A: its owner was drunk and thought he was shaving his own head.

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How can you tell if a duck is sleeping? Look at its eyes.

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Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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