Why was the Islamic woman killed? She insulted Allah.

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Blake wilkeys hair style

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Aaaaakkkkkiiiiiinnnnfffffeeeeennnnnwwwwaaaa

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What did Hitler say to his wife? It's time to go start the Holocaust.

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Why did the girl go fishing? Because she was the bait

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why did the bus hit the kid? he dropped his ice cream.

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Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

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How else can an Asian wear a contact lens? Too bad for them. They can;t sucks for them. Asians with small eyes EXCEPT FOR INDIANS look ugly

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Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

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On Tuesday mornings at 7:32 a.m., what is the square root of 31? I don't know, because it would be an irrational number of which is not possible to calculate without the aid of a calculator. However, the date and time would not affect the answer.

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A priest was driving a motorcycle and was doing these amazing crazy stunts. It turns out they were actually filming a movie.

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fish fishy caoimhin

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What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby? 10 minutes in the microwave.

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Why did Oliver fall? He shot himself.

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What has 9 arms and sucks? Def lepeord

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Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because 7, 8, 9

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If your waiting in a restaurant for a waiter, doesn't that make you a waiter? O.o

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

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What do babies suck on? juice boxes!

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roses are red violets are blue they are pretty and you are not

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You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

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What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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