Is your refrigerator running. Yes. Good, then I don't need to call an electrician.

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Ask me if i am a tree? "Are you a tree" No.

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I don't want to share my name yet if that is okay, I mean I have not seen you, but you have seen me just saying. Tell me how old you are first, I am 26, or 27, being more or less an orphan since birth details like that kinda lose themselves. And no, its not Eliza, I will wait for you here if you do not mind, there are still people that have thought I am Nero all this while, that`s what worries me, I doubt I can convince them I am chatting with myself this time around.

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Rebecca Black and Justin Bieber get married.... Friends and family attend the wedding

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What did one hand say to the other? Nothing, you fool, hands don't talk.

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what did the asian father say to his son after getting a c+ on a test? son you are working hard and i know you will do well

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If life throws you cars, you are probably on LSD.

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whats brown and smells like poop? poop.

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Chuck Norris Dies.

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

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What happens when you catch a cold? You sneeze whenever you stand up.

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless he's a witch doctor, then you'll need an apple and some ayaheusca. The fractal dream will destroy time and space as consciousness returns upon itself at times end

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What did the Asian man say to the African man Ching Chang Chong

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whats white and sticky glue

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So a person asked a blonde in America which was closer: the Moon or Canada? The blonde responded "Canada"

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? I eat pizza.

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what did the white car look like... a black car but the color is different

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Crowded elevator smell different to midget-Confucius say.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He had nobody to go with :)

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How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being raped What's worse than being Raped. Being Raped 2 times by a Giant Scorpion.

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? a pizza does not have a heart

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When I was just a little kid, my daddy lest the house and we all joined him to wherever he wanted to live.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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