- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

Whats worse than a bullet in the head? i have no idea, i have never been shot in the head so i'm not sure what to compare it to.

America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

What happens when a black guy jumps you? Well its no diffrent to when anyone else jumps you!

Are you from Tennesse because my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

What happens when you catch a cold? You sneeze whenever you stand up.

What's funnier than 24? 25

Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

What did the blind kid get for Christmas? Same ones he got last year.

A priest, a minister and a rabbit were seated next to each other on an airplane. They all had to pay for lunch.

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes.

Racial equality.

What's 50 feet tall, wears glasses and plays dungeons and dragons. A nerd, I lied about the 50 feet part.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

Womens Rights

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

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Why did the Japanese piliot crash into the ship? Because he has motion sickness and puked all over the wind shield making it so he can't see.

A man walks into a bar and a lady asks "Can I help you?" The man replies "No." and walks out of the bar.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Why can't Jimmy talk? He's dead.

A man gets hit by a car. His family is sad and plans a funeral.

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