almost as accidental as your spelling im afraid

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Whats black, white, and red all over? A severely beaten and bruised man who was found un conscience and robbed in a dark parking lot behind Dennys at 2 o'clock in the morning.

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Q: what's do the following sports have in common?: baseball, football, tennis, golf? A: They all have balls in their sport.

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Roses are red Violets are blue If i gave a rats ass I'd worry about you

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hi im tom. whats your name? joe. hi im tom. whats your name? joe... tom has short term memory loss.

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Why does annie put 2 balls together? bacuse its makes a BUTT! oo

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Let me tell you a story kids about Bill. Now bill seemed like any ordinary guy, he had a job a wife kids and he even coached the little league baseball team for boys. Well he had all the kids come to his house to celebrate the championships,they won, and he accidentally killed a kid while trying to hit a pinata. He had to kill the rest of the children to hide evidence so he killed them all quick and buried them in a 6ft. hole in his basement where they lay for 9 years today.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Cars were invented after her death, so she never had the opportunity to learn.

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What is hotter than a lightbulb. The Sun.

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Why are they the "living" daylights?

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How do you get a baby into a bowl? Use a blender. How do you get the baby out of the bowl? Tortilla chips.

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why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

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Why did the old lady have a heart attack? She got raped by a giraffe.

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What did the man say to the jew? How are jew?

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Why did the black man cry? He was grieving the death of his brother C.D

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whats the differences between an atari and a xbox 360 i don't know i'm not a video game nerd

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What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died? Nothing. He was very sick, and could not speak during the last few weeks of his life.

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How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

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The Definition of Megan Bates 800 Hamburgers

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guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

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Where do 5 gay guys go????? One Direction.

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If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your mother is dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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