A man walks into a bar and sees two girls making out. He orders a drink and leaves.

What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

Why do all black people look the same? They don't, you're either just racist or unobservant.

Why didn't the cat eat its supper? It was dead.

Why did Peter go to the dentist? Because he had to go to the dentist!

whats worse than getting no gifts for christmas? getting hit by a bus for christmas

Your mother's breath smells so bad that it just doesn't smell very good at all.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To be eaten.

Your mom is so fat, that when she stepped on the scale she was disappointed with the number that appeared.

Whats funnier than 24? Adam Sandler.

want to hear a cat joke? i'm just kitten....

Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

Why did Rebecca Black die? She killed herself due to the cruelty of many people

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If Jimmy had 5 apples and his brother had 5 apples then their father would have been married to their mother before they were born.

Did you hear about the blind man who got stuck by a bus? Poor guy never saw it coming.

how many toyota's does it take to pee on a soccer game 900 because isis is a cat vagina

what do you call white people running down a mountain? Avalanche What do you call black people running down a mountain? Jailbreak

I met a fat girl and fucked her on an elevator. . . It was wrong on so many levels.

Why did the Japanese man commit suicide? He was terminally ill and decided it was his time to go

What's big, white, and when it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.

What to you call a Muslim person on a plane? A passenger

Why are black people so tall? Jesus was also black and therefore gives black people some favorable traits.

How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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