Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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There was 2 men walking down the street one fell on the floor from a heart attack and the other started to molest a lonely child. They then heard a bang and they found a dead baby lying in a bin. The moral of this story is to.... Knock Knock Whos there? The Police? The Police who? The police we are here to inform you your nan got hit by a truck and got decapitaited, Sorry but your nan is dead. way

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What is worse than adolf hitler? Justin beiber

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I brought a parachute as carry on luggage, I was pulled aside at security and missed my flight.

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Q: What's long, hard, and full of sea men? A: A submarine.

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What does one call black men pushing a car up a hill? Black Car. What does one call white men pushing a car up a hill? White Car. What does one call Mexicans pushing a car up a hill? Grand Theft Auto

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how many babies does it take to fill up a blender? None. they all died before being put in a blender.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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whats worst then being raped tortured and killed? it happening to 500000 puppies DX

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Man #1: What was the hardest part about watching that kid get hit by that bus? Man #2: My dick...

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Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

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Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

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Whats the difference between a truck full of dead babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't pick up the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like poems What rhymes with poem?

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Why didn't Hitler like steak? He was a vegetarian.

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A squirrel is about to steal the eggs of a sparrow when the sparrow suddenly says, "Stop! I will do anything if you would spare my eggs!" The squirrel has no capacity to reason and so steals the eggs anyway. The sparrow is devastated.

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Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

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what's a self-driving car 10 years from now? probably just "a car".

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A man is on an operating table. His heart stops beating and he suddenly finds himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter approaches him. "Welcome, my son," St. Peter says. "I will ask you one question, and that will determine whether you can enter Heaven." The man nods nervously. St. Peter asks, "Did you ever commit a sin and never sought forgiveness?" The man thinks long and hard. "No, I always made sure to apologize." St. Peter smiles. "Congratulations, my son. You have passed the test, and may enter Heaven!" The man is ecstatic as the pearly gates open up for him. He enters Heaven and is astounded by its magnificent beauty. The man then loses all brain function and dies on the operating table.

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My friend harris is fat.

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see ya

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Rose are Red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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