- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the giraffe say to the other? nothing giraffes cant talk

What do you call 2 black guys hanging out with a white girl? An inter-racial couple helping out their black friend whose wife just died of terminal cancer.

Q: What would George Washington do if he were alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

that awkward moment when your teachers a duck

How do you make a businessman cry? Shoot him in the kneecaps.

MORTAL KOMBAAAAAT BETA 0.3!!! DUDUDUDUDUDUDUNDUN Kano, Kano, Kano, Uh, some asian guy? Kano Kano, Kano, some black guy in the future, Kano, Kano, etc. MORTAL KOMBAAAT BETA 0.3!!!

Why did Dom stop smoking? Because he died

What did the girl with no eyes say? I can not see.

What did the Cow say to the Chicken? Nothing animals cant talk

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

what do you call 10 dead babys lunch

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite joke? A. Nothing, because he cant hear.

Did you here about the guy who got his right leg and right arm cut off? I made him up but he would make one good anti-joke.

Q.why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A. because he was dead.

White boy in jail. "That ish crazy!!"

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

Wanker

Carol never wore her safety goggles. Neither did Hellen Keller.

how do you know when you're a man? massive erection.

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "...no..?"

Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

hey i just met you and this is crazy so heres my number actually is dolan

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

How do you get a blonde out of a tree? Shoot her in the head.

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