- Anti Joke

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had three balls.

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SHE GOT A BIG BOOTY SO I CALL HER by her real name because she is a woman and worthy of my respect.

Q: Why was the man upset? A: He was kidnapped. Two cruel men tied him to a chair in an unknown location. This man was mistaken for someone who was planning to steal a big drug shipment. They beat him unmerciful, shocked him, and hit him in the head with a hammer, and threw him out in the street, with the belief of his death occurring. A driver stopped to help the man into the nearby hospital. The man was questioned about the physical appearance and whereabouts of these criminals. He remembered nothing, and sadly, they got away with this horrible crime.

Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

Whats fat yellow and diabetic Brett lai lan

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it's in a chicken coop.

Why shouldn't you worry about having a baby? Because with all these jokes, babies aren't even going to be around anymore. "What's funnier than a dead baby?" "A dead baby in a clown costume"

What do you do if there's a rabid elephant chasing behind you, a vicious jaguar to your right, a rearing horse to your left, and a bloodthirsty lion in front of you? Innoculate yourself with a rabies vaccine, prod the jaguar on the nose with a stick (they hate that and will probably flee as a result), speak softly and calmly to the horse and encourage the lion to go for the elephant instead of you. You will probably still die as a combined result of mauling and trampling, and it's unlikely that you'll have two rabies vaccines to hand by chance for such situations, but your chances of survival will be minimally improved.

A dog walk into a bar, and the bartender asks, "What"ll it be?" The dog then breaks into tears as he realizes the bartender is his father's gay husband.

How do dogs mark their territory? With legal documents.

I really don't like Holocaust jokes. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off of a guard tower.

Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing you sicko, it was a tragic day for the world.

Your grandma and your mom drove of a cliff, who survived? Both of them they didn't drive off a cliff

Q: What's better than the Call Me Maybe video? A: A shot-for-shot parody of it featuring a GIMP! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFxnAITCv5o

Why did the guy die? He had a fatal heart attack.

knock knock. Who's there... Mormans

What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

Do you speak alien? Hola.

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He had nobody to go with :)

what did the white car look like... a black car but the color is different

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? a pizza does not have a heart

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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