Why did Timmy pass his chemistry exam? Because he studied.

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Starting a Genocide #YOLO

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your family have been involved in a fatal accident and we need you to come and identify the bodies.

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A doctor, a farmer, and a blonde walk into a bar. The doctor orders red wine because he knows it's good for the heart. The farmer orders a Piña Colada because he likes fruit. The two men wait eagerly to what the blonde is about to order. The blonde opens her purse and says "Damn it, I can't find my credit card." Suddenly, a handsome young gentleman walks up to her says "Don't worry miss, I'll buy a drink for you. What are you having?" The blonde looks up and says "Don't worry? I just lost my credit card!" In a fit a of anger, the blonde storms out the bar and doesn't order anything.

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!

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How did the girl get rid of a fever? She took medicine.

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Q. whats piggy called A. Patrick gearthey

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A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

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A wooly mammoth and a dodo bird walk into a bar. Just kidding.

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What's the difference between a McDonald's and Michael Jackson? One is a fast FOOD restaurant, while the other likes having sex with little boys.

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Why did chuck Norris take his friends to the buffet? Because buffets are great social conventions due to the allowance of sharing social favors while grabbing a succulent meal. Visit golden corral today.

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What did the pillow say to the dragon? Nothing, because pillows don't talk, dragons aren't real and this is a highly improbable circumstance.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was curious about something that had diverted his attention.

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Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she didn't have any arms

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What do you put in a toaster? Toast, oh wait, it's bread

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Nigel Farrage and the concept of UKIP.

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knock , knock That Was The Same Mistake That Ann Frank Made.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

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On monday morning the doctor walked into a patient's room, then he walked out after a quick check up.

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What time is it? I just looked at my clock on the wall. It is 9:14 AM Eastern Standard Time.

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Whats the difference between a hundred dead babies and a Ferrari? The Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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we should name the next hurricane alex rodriguez so it dosent hit any thing

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem makes no sense refrigerator.

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I scream You scream The police come It's awkward.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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