- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sandy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sandy.

Guess what. Chicken butt.

What did the blind man say to the train conductor? Nothing. He was mute too.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Cars were invented after her death, so she never had the opportunity to learn.

what do you call a black women that got an abortion a crime stopper

Why did Moses part the sea Because it was divisible by 2

look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

What did the fish say after he

XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

Roses Are Red Violits Are Blue Screw it RUN!!

whats black and blue and has three legs? An abused deformed person.

Whats the difference between a 100 dead babies and a ferrari? One is an automobile and the other is a tragic reminder that SIDS is a serious and deadly problem.

what is blue purple and has wings what i dont know that why i am asking you

Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

What did the clam say to the scuba diver? FUCK MAN! STOP TOUCHING MY JEWELS! WOULD YOU WANT ME TO JUST RIP YOURS AND TAKE THEM WITH ME!

What is red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was no oncoming traffic.

I saw my friend stabbing a girl. i asked what is he doing "Oh im just killing time" turns out the girls name is Time Demson. What a weird name i thought to myself.

Why did Darren Wilson quick scope Michael Brown? Because he was being attacked, racism is wrong

What do you do when you see a black man limping in your yard? You invite him inside, ask him what happened, and possibly call an ambulance if, God forbid, the situation is that serious.

Why did the blond fail her math test? Because she got all the questions wrong.

Yock

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

Wanker

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