Guess what? What. This joke isn't funny

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what do jason kidd and michael jackson have in common? they are both actually black

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A- knock knock B- whose there? A- Chuck Norris B- chuck norris who? A- are you retarded?

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Where's my tractor?

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YOLO You only like Oreos

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Do homeless people get knock-knock jokes?

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A man decided to enter the local pun contest. He sent in ten puns. One of them was very witty and he won the contest and felt very good about himself.

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A man breaks into your house points a gun at your head and proceeds to fire a blank... The man stares at your for another minute before jumping back out of the window he crawled in from and sitting on the curb outside your house rethinking his life choices.

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Whats black and red inside? A black guy

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Yeah, Eliza, its me, its so strange, you are the only one I remember from highschool, I was worried you had forgotten about me, anyway, yeah type as if you where speaking to him, and dont worry, I know I could not keep a secret back then, and I told Nero, so and he promised me he would kindly break my fingers if I told anyone, besides I dont do that anymore trust me.

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What did the chicken say after crossing the road? Nothing.It's a f*cking chicken.

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There once was a man from Nantucket Who was stung on the head by a wasp When asked if it hurt he replied, 'not a bit, and he could do it again if he'd like to.'

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Guess what? Bananas

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A cat walks into a bar. What's the first thing it says? Absolutely nothing. It was knocked out.

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Why was the black man so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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that feels sooooo good. -is what jacob says when his dogs hump his legs

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Why did nobody like the famous singer? Because she was Rebecca Black.

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why does my ass hurt? you have rectal cancer

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Why was a member of the KKK laughing at another member who was his friend? Because he had just divorced his black wife who he recently found out that he had received AIDS from.

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For New Years I want to spend more time with my... Video Games

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How do you kill a blonde? You stab her.

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Why did the boy tell the fly to eat the cheese? A: because he wanted him to

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Why did the boy with one arm have no friends? He was a cereal killer from Ireland.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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