I own two ferrets. I was merely stating something factual.

watch me nae nae

Knock knock Who's there Fetty Fetty who? Fetty Wap Hey what's up hello

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what happens every day? People die

The MLS

A black man and a white man and a chinese man are sitting together: Cultural Diversity.

What did the bird say when he was riding the turtle? Weeee...

How do you give an 80 year old man a heart attack? Hold a gun to his head

What Did Charles Manson Do For a Klondike Bar? He Bought One

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A typical out-door activity.

why did the goat go up the ladder? because its ladder goat

what do you call a woman that didnt make you a sandwich? An ambulance

Two Jewish men walk into a bar...just kidding it was a gas chamber.

Q: what did the black man say after the white man said knock knock A: who's there

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a blender ? A. 37 but you can try and prove me wrong

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Catholicism.

I dont have a girlfriend

Hey I'm You're mother..... Haha Jk you're adopted

Huh, I never succeeded in any of those, and I tried a lot. Please tell me you never gone with something nasty like that...

Whats a buch of blacks running down a hill called? The Detroit, MI marathon in seeing that 84.3% of Detroit's population is of Arican descent.

What did PSY say about his newest song? Probably something in Korean.

What is black and white and red all over. A pile of dead zebras

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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