- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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SHE GOT A BIG BOOTY SO I CALL HER by her real name because she is a woman and worthy of my respect.

A black man, hispanic man, and white man walk in to a bar. They are all friends. They enjoy a few beers together then call a taxi to take them home because it is irresponsible to operate a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol or other drugs.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had three balls.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Dad, they tell me I am a slowpoke at school, what can I do? ... Eh son, this is mommy, your dad died ten years ago remember?

Q: what r u eating under there? A: underwear ewww thats nasty

Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

What's black, smoking, and sitting at the top of the stairs? Steven Hawking after a house fire.

You know what they call men who make kitchen jokes? Single.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me!! .... me who? Just open the motherf***ing door!! MOM!?! Theres a rapist at the door. MOM: No Jimmy, thats your father

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? One is a devotee of the torah, one is a delicious meal.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Can't Sing, Or Ryhme

What's the difference between a car and 10 dead babies? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

Why did Dom stop smoking? Because he died

Q: Why did the black guy cross the road? A: Hell, I don't know. He probably stole something.

What's worse than public speaking? Public masterbation. Spelled it wrong purposly to bypass the filter

What did the mother say when her sons asked for a can of pop? No you have diabetes.

Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

She look like Ms. Universe and I'm bout to be in that black hole

what do you tell a woman with one black eye? "sorry about that wild ball, you played a fantastic softball game otherwise"

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