What did chad do when his friends came over? I'm not much of a fiction man personally.

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A racist guy walks into a bar. Gets drunk, and cracks jokes. Then proceeds to get the shit kicked out of him.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had AIDS

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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What did the Pope say to the homosexual couple? Welcome to the community.

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A man breaks into your house points a gun at your head and proceeds to fire a blank... The man stares at your for another minute before jumping back out of the window he crawled in from and sitting on the curb outside your house rethinking his life choices.

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Why did danielle drop her ice cream cone? Because she was diabetic and had a blood sugar of 5.

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Justin Bieber's mother.

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An asian man and a black man were having a conversation. The asian man sneezed. The black man got SARS and he died shortly after.

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Women's rights...

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What did the lawyer name his daughter? Amanda.

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How do you make someone cry? Shit on them

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Well you see....

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Your Momma is so fat when she pressed "up" on the elevator it went crashing down.

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What she says: “You’re really sweet, but I have a boyfriend.” What she means: “You’re really sweet, but I definitely don’t want to date you.”

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Question what is blue and floats Answer everything that is blue that foes not sink

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Q. How many people use MySpace? A. Pfft who uses MySpace

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What do you do when your archenemy walks up to you? Kill them due to their vulnerability, I mean they walked up to you...

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What did PSY say about his newest song? Probably something in Korean.

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What did the Polack do in the rainstorm? He got wet.

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Why did the frog die? He had AIDS

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Why did America nuke Japan? Because Japan bombed Pearl Harbor.

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I dont have a girlfriend

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What did one pare say to the other ... ... WE MAKE A GREAT PARE!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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