What did one hand say to the other? Nothing, you fool, hands don't talk.

What's worse than public speaking? Public masterbation. *Spelled it wrong purposly to bypass the filter*

She look like Ms. Universe and I'm bout to be in that black hole

Q: Why did the black guy cross the road? A: Hell, I don't know. He probably stole something.

Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

Ask me if i am a tree? "Are you a tree" No.

Rebecca Black and Justin Bieber get married.... Friends and family attend the wedding

What did the mother say when her sons asked for a can of pop? No you have diabetes.

Is your refrigerator running. Yes. Good, then I don't need to call an electrician.

What's the difference between a car and 10 dead babies? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

what do you tell a woman with one black eye? "sorry about that wild ball, you played a fantastic softball game otherwise"

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

I don't want to share my name yet if that is okay, I mean I have not seen you, but you have seen me just saying. Tell me how old you are first, I am 26, or 27, being more or less an orphan since birth details like that kinda lose themselves. And no, its not Eliza, I will wait for you here if you do not mind, there are still people that have thought I am Nero all this while, that`s what worries me, I doubt I can convince them I am chatting with myself this time around.

Why did Dom stop smoking? Because he died

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange

Why does Jordan Abu aita have a small pepe? Because he is black

How do you confuse a blonde? Inform her that she is an illegitimate child resulting from a vicious, torturous rape and that her mother will never truly love her.

When is it okay for priests to touch underage boys? Ash Wednesday, they have place ash using their hands on the boys foreheads.

Q: Why are asians good at math? A: Because they study with their tutor every tuesday

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Chuck Norris doesn't wait in traffic, he takes the subway

An arab says allahu akbar, people respect him as he is pronouncing his religion in his place of worship

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a man walks out of a gas station and sees an indian with his ear to the road. He walks up to him and the indian says "truck... ford truck... large man in front with flannel shirt and trucker cap... german sheperd in passenger seat... licence plate 4563u6." Amazed the other man says " wow, you can tell all of that just by listening to the road?" The indian says "no thats a the truck that ran over me five minuites ago"

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