Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

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Potassium? K.

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Rick Santorum 2012

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What did little jonny do when he broke his leg? He proceeded to brake into tears due to the excruciating pain caused by his unfortunate injury.

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What did johanne buy when she got pregnant? A staircase

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Father Murphy met Samuel Myer on the street. Sam it's been a month o' Sundays since I've seen you. You look propserous. How's the moile business? A snip better, Father, since we talked last. And thank you. For what, Sam? Well the last time we met you asked what I did with the foreskins. Well, here is the answer, my new business. What's this, a wallet. But so smooth, Sam. Yeah, Father, but when you rub it. Rub it, Sam? Yeah when you rub it it falls apart. And you have to buy a new one! Mazel Tov!

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What do you call a blonde prostitute your bitch

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what does rain do? think of how happy its life was!

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Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

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What did tarzan say when he saw the elephants? Here come the elephants

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What did one man say to the other? "hi other man"

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There once was a man from Nantucket... Who was fiscally responsible.

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Alright alright Tifa, you look totally different from your drawn identical twin. And yeah I could have been a bit more subtle, don't you worry, I have a special knack for SPAMMING COMMENTS INTO THE ABYSS! I mean sheesh you where pretty open about it earlier, and you said you did not give a damn about what random people thought... Moral: But yeah, I can do better than that, I just do not want to, no seriously, if you are going to go feeling ashamed, then I have failed you.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

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I would have buttered my bread, but the pool was cold.

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Your momma is so old that she might die soon!

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How many Nazis does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Their domestic handiness was not impeded by their warped sense of entitlement and racial superiority.

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How did the jew win a marathon? Through hard vigorous training by running everyday and eating healthy.

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What did the black man say to his wife? Nothing, she had died earlier that year after a long battle with cancer.

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What's black and always in the back of a cop car? The seat.

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Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Whats worse than a joke? This

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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