- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This is a joke...that your supposed to laugh at.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You like penis, That's what you live up to.

Do your parents know you're gay?

Bob: Hey, hey Jim Jim: Yeah? Bob: Remember me. Jim: ...okay?? Bob: Knock knock Jim: Who's there? Bob: I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA FRICKIN REMEMBER ME!!!

Jimmy tells his mom he wants to be a Firefighter when he grows up to which the mother replies, "You can't Jimmy, you have leukemia."

A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat of, and the barman chuckles.

What was even more disgusting than the holocaust? Lucy's new shoes.

My aunt said slow and steady wins the race....... She died in a fire

How do you know when a ghost is lying? I don't know because I've never met one, so from personal experience I couldn't tell you.

There's a fine line between hyphenated words

a woman votes!

What's worse than a paper-cut? Two paper-cuts. What's worse than two paper-cuts? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three paper-cuts.

Whats the difference between a truck full of dead babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't pick up the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If You Bend Over Some More I'll Eat That Booty Too

Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and due to genetics could not see well without the help of glasses.

What do you call a black guy who walks into your house and takes your stuff. A repoman, pay your taxes next time

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he thought he saw a dangerous predator in the area and crossed the road in an attempt to flee the dangerous situation.

I Won a Math Debate................ say it fast unless your blind then dont say it wait you cant read it so uhhm Alaska

I hate it when I go running and my diick always gets road rash from being dragged So I cut it off

Q: A young friend you met on the internet invites you over to his house. When you arrive, Chris Hansen enters the room. What does he say? A: Welcome to our home

how does cody get laid? he doesnt.

Four black guys have a picnic. One of them pulls out a bag of KFC. Another pulls out some Kool Aid. The third pulls out a watermelon. The fourth pulls out a box of cookies you racist prick

2 brothers were arguing, both had anger problems to the point where one started war with the other. Boy1: I HATE YOU Boy2: MOM HATES YOU Boy1: ....Wait why? Boy2: YOU WERE AN ACCIDENT SHE TRIED TO SELL YOU TO A MEXICAN AND HE SAID THAT THING WAY TOO DAM UGLEH ITD BURN THE FACES OFF MY COWS.

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