why did the goat go up the ladder? because its ladder goat

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Life is like a box of chocolates, quite strange to enjoy when you're single.

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Q: Why did the policeman stare at the big-breasted victim? A: She was dead.

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Knock knock, Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana Smith, I'm here for the Smith Family Reunion.

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-Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Willis. -Wills who? -IT'S ME WILLIS. YOUR SON! -Whatchu talking bout Willis, I ain't got no son. -Remember Bill, my father? I was conceived on your 20th birthday party. .... - Is he fat white Bill, Mexican Bill, or Billette the shemale? And thus, poor Willis jumps off a bridge, committing suicide, because his biological mother turns out to be a shemale screwing whore.

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I like my coffe like my women Without a Penis

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kieran scott peels his off his foreskin while he watches hentai porn then he eats it afterwards, he is also on roids

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What is black and blue? A pen with reversable ink.

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How does the black, high school kid get his new clothes, IPod and nikes? By working at his family-owned convenient store with his father and grandfather every night after school, but not until his homework is done.

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How to have a cheap party in just 5 steps: 1. Buy 100 McDonald's burgers and give everyone food poisoning 2. Bring out that black serial killer's mask you've been working on. 3. Bring out that sharp knife. 4. Slit everyone's throats. 5. Dance.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? It's Jeff. Hi there Jeff, come in, the doors open.

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cum on guys, gay jokes are mean

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Catholicism.

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What do you call a black guy with a job? Responsible.

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What do you call a man with no home or family? Charles Manson…He currently resides in jail.

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A christian and an atheist are in a bar. The christian says "if you don't accept Jesus Christ as your lord and savior you will go to hell." The atheist replies "No I won't."

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Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

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What do you do when a taco eater gives you guacamole? Thank him, and politely smash it in the face of the nearest trashy tourist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 7 ate 9!

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What do you call Bilbo Baggins when you use him for pleasure? Dildo Baggins

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doctor , doctor , i feel depressed , we will start you on a course of anti-depressents , vitimins , and daily exercise, make a appointment for next week , and i will referrer you to a phycatrist

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Q. Dr.evil? JHHHHHHHHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

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What do you call a black man who has been killed? A dead person.

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Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

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