I can't submit this joke because I got the captcha wrong

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Your boat breaks down on the highway. How many squirrels does it take to eat a bannana? Squirrels do not eat bannanas but it would probably take a monkey 1.5 milliseconds.

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vaginas are pretty!!!!

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? Nothing they are disgusting and pollute your body with fats that are not necessary for you to live. -CNN.com 11.78534629/10 scientists agree with this fact.

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what did little johnny scream at the xbox after he lost a game? god what the hell! Muskcrat143 i told u to cover my back when i had my predator missile! now my covers blown and i lost my killstreak! god u suck so much and Hippo099 why didn't u kill them before they got a killstreak like wtf!!! i told u to use ur semtex cause i had a claymore set down jeez u guys suck i'm leaving.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object.

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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Why won't the carny let the black kid on the carnival ride? He doesn't meet the height requirements

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Why was the boy sad? Because his family was raped and stripped of their possessions

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Why couldn't the kid eat candy? He had diabetes, so he could put himself in danger and possibly result in death which would leave the family torn apart and all committing suicide in a matter of 10 years.

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There's two people, one wearing a nice sweater and the other is not. The one without has to walk the dog, so he asks the other guy if he can have his sweater. He says "No but you can wear it."

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Why is this joke hilarious? Because it isn't.

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

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What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? An amputation.

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Help I'm being raped!

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roses are grey violets are grey so says my color blind cousin

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what do friends and trees have in common? If you hit them with an axe multiple times they fall over

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You know what's bad? Running over a baby with a truck. You know what's worse? Skidding on it.

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Knock Knock Go Away

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What do you get if you give a black man more than 5 watermelons? Jeff the Killer.

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A man walks into a bar,gets a drink, and then leaves.

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feminism

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A gay man walks out of his bedroom, rubbing his ass in pain. He says, "I hate it when I slip and fall in the shower."

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Why did Timmy pass his chemistry exam? Because he studied.

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