What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog with no legs

How many black guys does it take to change a light bulb? One.

What's green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A pool table in a tree

What is yellow and Bear Grills has drunk on National Television. ...Lemonade.

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roses are red violets are red everything is red who set my house on fire

A man was running from drug dealers When they had him cornered he ran towards the sun and died

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead. Q: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the first one. Q: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A: Peer pressure.

Whats funnier then two babies falling off a cliff? 2 babies falling off a cliff

Patient: "Doctor I think I might be a homosexual." Doctor: "How can you tell?" Patient: "RAAIIINNBOOOOWW!!!"

Why did billy fall off the sea-saw Because he got kicked in the throat

Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

Roses are red Violets are blue life is a bitch and so are you

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Whats worse the people posting real jokes on (Anti Jokes)? 911

How did the man get arested? For doing something leagle.

A man walked into a bar with his friend. He drinks a certain amount of beers, and has his friend safely drive him home.

whats the difference between a flamingo ? because the pyramid has a high cholesterol

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Tourette's, PENIS.

Somebody else besides you: what time is it? You: what time is what? SOmebody else: ? What?

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

a chicken walks into a cafe, where it is swiftly caught, killed, plucked ,and served with stuffing and all for £5.99

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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