What do you call a black man who has been killed? A dead person.

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police your son died in a car crash.

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How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

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Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

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what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

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Why didn't little Jimmy eat his dinner? Jimmy didn't eat his dinner because there was no food. Jimmy is a poor street urchin who died of starvation.

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Q-what did the black man say before he crossed the road? A-i wanna cross the road.

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Youre in your car, and you stop at a light you see a home less person holding a sign that says "Home less and hungry, anything helps." You ask if they want a box of cereal, "No thanks." They replied, you ask why not? "Well, I really just want to go to the movies."

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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Chuck Norris goes to the mars to fight the marshuns he then die's soon after because there is lack of oxegen on mars and theres no marshuns.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's a woman.

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Why did little Sally drop her ice cream? She got ran over by the school bus

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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Moby Stick, the Great White Twig

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What do you call a dick with blonde hair? Joffrey Baratheon.

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Apple juice.

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why did the chicken cross the road? becasue he wanted to. also he didnt want to be involved in the holocost

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Rose are red, violets are blue, niggas is soft, just like you

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What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

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What do you call a woman that is on her period? -A girl that is expirencing a difficult to control flow of blood through the clitorus.

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whats green and has wheels grass and i lied about the wheels

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I went to the doctor and explained to him, "My penis fell off." The doctor gives me an odd look, and then chops his off to make me feel better.

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If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

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"Hheheheh Hey Butthead"- "Were Gonna Score!"

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