- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a disabled person walked into a bar..oh wait

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

How do you get a cat out of a tree? Throw a jar of foreskin at it.

When is it unlucky to see a black cat? When you are a mouse.

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

yo mamas so fat that when she wears a bathing suit people go "wow, that women is fat"

My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

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my gramma died

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

How do dogs mark their territory? With legal documents.

What's green and looks like a red truck? A green truck.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

what do mexicans need to survive............. a truck load of herowin and BOARDERS!!!!!!!!

women's rights

Knock knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave Smith.

What's worse than dying? Dying twice.

Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died

You know what they call men who make kitchen jokes? Single.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

knock knock... who's there? your grandmother, now please let me in it's very cold outside. *you now proceed to open the door for your grandmother as she is elderly and you dont want her to freeze

have you ever had african food? neither have they

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

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