Why did the middle-eastern man fly his plane into the Empire State Building? Because he was a bad pilot with an interest in American architecture.

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks.

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If a tree falls in the forest, and only a deal man is there at the time, does it make a sound? And what are his odds of not being trapped under it, awaiting rescue?

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What's the longest word in the English language? Tuna. (I lied about it being the longest word in the language.)

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You know whats better than 24? 25

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in the designated crosswalk area and there was no oncoming traffic.

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What happened when the Irish ran out of potatoes? Millions starved.

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Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

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what's gay as AIDS? The way you got it

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Extra extra read all about it dunkin donuts has now been named dunkin pigs..a cops favorite hang out.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't know any better. It very recently was decapitated in order tofeed the farmers family.

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1100110001012....HOLY S@&$ A 2!

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hi joshua

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On a scale of 1 to Lord Voldemort, how awkward would you say your hugs are?

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I want a lot of likes...do it you wont. i know you wont.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock-eater.

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theres this guy that i REALLY like but today he was putting something in my locker, it was gumbie the little green bendy thing but i didnt want it to be in my locker so i slammed my locker, except the only thing was that his pinky was in the way!!!! oh gosh i felt soooooo bad!!!! turns out he went to the hostpital and got stitches!!!!!!! that made it worse on me!!!!!! he said he was finee but i still cant let that go!!!!!

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Q: Why Did The Family Eat Olive Garden For Dinner A: Because it was a simple way to please everyone but letting them choose their own meal

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what is purple and fly? - a purple flying.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Faces like yours belong in the Zoo. Don't be mad I will be there too. Not in the gate but laughing at you.

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What do you get when Johnson cooks toast? Shit toast.

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LOLLLLLL! Lakers? making me laugh so hard! LMAO

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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