- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar The bar now has a hole in it.

Knock Knock Who's There? Dave Dave, who? Jerry, just let me in already Two months later, Dave was convicted on charges of home invasion and the murder of Jerry Jones without bail.

What is bloody and has two legs? Half of a cat.

What do you call a man with ADHD ? A man with ADHD.

Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

A Mexican, a black man and a Pakistani walk into a bar. Everyone immediately runs out seeing the potential danger in the situation that's about to unfold.

"My grandmother has AIDS. They are really nice ladies." -joke by comedian Daniel Cupps

What's worse than bad words? People who say them

You just read this ..

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men jump out, and the plane crashes anyway.

Why did Mufasa miss his doctor's appointment? Because he was trampled to death by wildebeest

Why did the little girl not speak? It was Anne Frank

What do you call two gay black men in one sleeping bag? There names

If you were a booger..................... I would get a tissue so i could blow my nose.

Mary had a big white van, a big white van, a big white van, Mary had a big white van, where did my friend go? (sing the song)

What time do you go to the dentist? Depends on the appointment.

How do you confuse a blonde? Inform her that she is an illegitimate child resulting from a vicious, torturous rape and that her mother will never truly love her.

When is it okay for priests to touch underage boys? Ash Wednesday, they have place ash using their hands on the boys foreheads.

An arab says allahu akbar, people respect him as he is pronouncing his religion in his place of worship

Chuck Norris doesn't wait in traffic, he takes the subway

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange

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Q: Why are asians good at math? A: Because they study with their tutor every tuesday

Why does Jordan Abu aita have a small pepe? Because he is black

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