roses are red viloits are blue Bernard is hot but then i led to you

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A man walks into a bar The bar now has a hole in it.

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So a rouge names creampiiemaker was walking in the vast lands of the arathi basin when a night elf druid with 585 stan and a resil rating of 6750 asked yo bro you wanna duel, the rogue asked with a grin on his face if the night elf was kidding, they then shook hands and went out to gold shire, village and dined on porridge made from the finest vendor, they then warsonged it up all night for mad honor points and got lap dances in gold shire tavern.

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But then it wouldn't be an anti joke ya bellendo

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What is bloody and has two legs? Half of a cat.

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What time do you go to the dentist? Depends on the appointment.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me!! .... me who? Just open the motherf***ing door!! MOM!?! Theres a rapist at the door. MOM: No Jimmy, thats your father

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Can't Sing, Or Ryhme

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You know what they call men who make kitchen jokes? Single.

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Q: what r u eating under there? A: underwear ewww thats nasty

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What's black, smoking, and sitting at the top of the stairs? Steven Hawking after a house fire.

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Dad, they tell me I am a slowpoke at school, what can I do? ... Eh son, this is mommy, your dad died ten years ago remember?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? One is a devotee of the torah, one is a delicious meal.

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles

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If life throws you cars, you are probably on LSD.

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what did the asian father say to his son after getting a c+ on a test? son you are working hard and i know you will do well

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless he's a witch doctor, then you'll need an apple and some ayaheusca. The fractal dream will destroy time and space as consciousness returns upon itself at times end

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Chuck Norris Dies.

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What happens when you catch a cold? You sneeze whenever you stand up.

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

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whats brown and smells like poop? poop.

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What did the Asian man say to the African man Ching Chang Chong

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