Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. The man leaves in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Would you believe me if i said... ^^^^ You read that line wrong?

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Obamacare

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Why is a frog green? Because it was born that way

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A neutron walked into a bar and asked "how much for a drink?" The bartender did not reply because a neutron is so small he didn't notice that it even entered.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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why did the black man die? the man bled out, and doctors did everything they could.

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A man walks into a bar... he is blind so it isn't funny

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Q. What does physiks sound to most of the people? A. There were two camels, one was green, how much does the sand weight when its dark?

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whats red and and has 202 legs? an ostrich, ok i lied about 200 legs and the red part

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whats green and falls from trees, pool tables.

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I used to take arrows to the knee but then I didn't, for no particular reason.

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Why are some people so awesome? Because their black.

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Why did the parents order the 16 year old daughter to move out of Virginia? Because she lost her virginity

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo. Boo Who? Boobies.

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did you hear about the 2 car pile up by wal-mart? 50 mexicans dies

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aodhan hearty is a fruit fly

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I think everybody ought to have a penis.

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Let me tell you this really funny Dane Cook joke.

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Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

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What did Santa call the prostitute? Nothing. Santa isn't real.

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9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

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why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He's dead now.

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