- Anti Joke

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

What do you call a blonde prostitute your bitch

What did little jonny do when he broke his leg? He proceeded to brake into tears due to the excruciating pain caused by his unfortunate injury.

What did johanne buy when she got pregnant? A staircase

Father Murphy met Samuel Myer on the street. Sam it's been a month o' Sundays since I've seen you. You look propserous. How's the moile business? A snip better, Father, since we talked last. And thank you. For what, Sam? Well the last time we met you asked what I did with the foreskins. Well, here is the answer, my new business. What's this, a wallet. But so smooth, Sam. Yeah, Father, but when you rub it. Rub it, Sam? Yeah when you rub it it falls apart. And you have to buy a new one! Mazel Tov!

Why are some people so awesome? Because their black.

Let me tell you this really funny Dane Cook joke.

did you hear about the 2 car pile up by wal-mart? 50 mexicans dies

I think everybody ought to have a penis.

Knock Knock Who's there? Boo. Boo Who? Boobies.

Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

Why did the parents order the 16 year old daughter to move out of Virginia? Because she lost her virginity

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar... he is blind so it isn't funny

What did tarzan say when he saw the elephants? Here come the elephants

what does rain do? think of how happy its life was!

There once was a man from Nantucket... Who was fiscally responsible.

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

What did one man say to the other? "hi other man"

What did Santa call the prostitute? Nothing. Santa isn't real.

Rick Santorum 2012

There once was a man from Nantucket. He's dead now.

9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

Potassium? K.