whats white and sticky glue

So a person asked a blonde in America which was closer: the Moon or Canada? The blonde responded "Canada"

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? I eat pizza.

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

three jews walk into a bar. then a bear mauls them.

Knock knok ! Whos there? Buhu ! Buhu Who? Why are you crying?

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

What do Jews and Sloths have in common? They are both Mammals.

Caller:Hello, is this Smellma Pitts Answer: Why yes

How did the dyslexic, purple horse commit suicide? It jumped off the Grand Canyon.

What's cute and smokes? A cute person with a nicotine addiction.

What if there were no hypothetical questions?

What do you call a black man? A person

In Soviet Russia, the political system was very different than it is today.

Why did the black man cry? He was grieving the death of his brother C.D

What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died? Nothing. He was very sick, and could not speak during the last few weeks of his life.

whats the differences between an atari and a xbox 360 i don't know i'm not a video game nerd

How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your mother is dead.

Hey guess what? What? I have good news and bad news. The bad news is you're mom died. I lied about the good news.

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guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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