- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the parrot say to the dumb man? Nothing

Darnell has a 2 ounce gold chain around his neck. Gold is worth $1,639 per ounce. Where did Darnell steal the gold chain from?

What's 9+ 10?! 19

A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat of, and the barman chuckles.

Do your parents know you're gay?

Bob: Hey, hey Jim Jim: Yeah? Bob: Remember me. Jim: ...okay?? Bob: Knock knock Jim: Who's there? Bob: I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA FRICKIN REMEMBER ME!!!

What was even more disgusting than the holocaust? Lucy's new shoes.

My aunt said slow and steady wins the race....... She died in a fire

Jimmy tells his mom he wants to be a Firefighter when he grows up to which the mother replies, "You can't Jimmy, you have leukemia."

How do you know when a ghost is lying? I don't know because I've never met one, so from personal experience I couldn't tell you.

There's a fine line between hyphenated words

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite joke? A. Nothing, because he cant hear.

Wanker

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

White boy in jail. "That ish crazy!!"

Did you here about the guy who got his right leg and right arm cut off? I made him up but he would make one good anti-joke.

Q.why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A. because he was dead.

what do you call 10 dead babys lunch

Roses are red Violets are blue Black people are black They are inferior

What do you do when a man in a corner offers you candy? You walk away.

What bird can lift the most? i do not know, I suggest asking an Ornithologist

What happens when lady gaga and chris brown jump into the pool at the same exact time. They get wet

How do you get a blonde out of a tree? Shoot her in the head.

What did the Cow say to the Chicken? Nothing animals cant talk

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