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Why was the African Americanfemale at an abortion clinic? Because she just killed a child.

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What's black and blue and afraid of sex The twelve year Old boy in my trunk

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Why are tests such a pain in the ass? Because your vomiting shit you'd learned the night before.

Why do Native Americans own Casinos? Because it's a very profitable business situation.

whats black and blue and has three legs? An abused deformed person.

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

What is the best way to kill Kony? Shoot him in the head.

William wright is Gay

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Your mom is so fat that she steps on the scale and sees a relatively large number compared to the rest of human society.

Knock Knock. Who's there? (a police officer steps in and says): What is red and green and peed all over? I dont know Im sorry to say, but its your mother. A group of teens killed her and defiled her body with urine. She was wearing green.

Some people devote their life to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

A man walks into a bar...... He then wakes up in a hospital. along with a large bruise on his forehead.

A man walks into a bar and sees two girls making out. He orders a drink and leaves.

Why didn't the cat eat its supper? It was dead.

Whats funnier than 24? Adam Sandler.

Your mother's breath smells so bad that it just doesn't smell very good at all.

want to hear a cat joke? i'm just kitten....

whats worse than getting no gifts for christmas? getting hit by a bus for christmas

Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

Your mom is so fat, that when she stepped on the scale she was disappointed with the number that appeared.

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