wnna here a joke, toby limbers playing basketball

I was raped the other day... I still did more work than the bitch

How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

Where do 5 gay guys go????? One Direction.

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was blind.

Sex education in Texas,

What's worse than a worm in your holocaust? An apple.

one day there was an ugly barnicle. he was SSSOOO ugly that everyone died the end -patrick

Is it true that curiousity killed the cat? No, I hit it multiple times with a baseball bat

Q: Why couldn't the skeleton go to the party A: He had a boner

What do you get when you put a pig in an oven? A dead pig.

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How do you stop the baby from touching the stove? Cut of its arms.

Why do dogs bark? Idk why? Cause there dogs

Alex watched his grandfather tear up as he told him the terrors of the Holocaust. Apparently killing Jews is hard on people.

Whats long, hard, and filled with seaman... a mans penis

A man walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar, and he fractures his skull on it. He died in the hospital a few hours later

What do you get if you mix razor blades with babies? An erection.

How do you make a puppy stop barking? Throw a brick at it.

The Jewish boy asks his dad for 50 dollars His dad says " 40 dollars? what do you need 30 dollars for? "

why was the gay person gay? he liked penis in his bum.

If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins the most? I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you? You'd be wrong, though. It's Hambone.

What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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