- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the sex offender sweating in the playground? Because he was pushing his over weight son on the swing.

Why can't the children hug his father? Because his father is dead.

Yo mama so fat, that she feels uncomfortable in a bathing suit.

F Detroit! I'm more of a Bulls fan

Chuck Norris goes to the mars to fight the marshuns he then die's soon after because there is lack of oxegen on mars and theres no marshuns.

Why did then plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A man held him at gunpoint and threatened to kill his entire family.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

one day i went on a swing, somone pushed me and i fell broke my leg,cracked three ribs, cut my lip, fractured my toe and died of internal bleeding to my brain.

Oh, hi Dave, come inside.

Why is a four year olds bedroom the hottest place in Texas? Its on fire, like the rest of the state because of a tragic wildfire thats ruining the lives of many people.

What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

What did the boy ask the ice cream man? Can I have some ice cream?

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Nobody know he couldn't open it.

A horse walks into a bar, but is kicked out because animals are not allowed in that bar.

Why didn't Debbie go to the theme park with the rest of her family? Because she died the week before.

What did the one eyed boy say at the movie theater? 3D was a boy choice

The world ends and everyone dies exept for a laywer

There once was a man from Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He then shortly died in his sleep due to heart failure at the age of 81.

Two elks were out flying one day. One of the elks turned to the other one and said: - You have a cinnemon bun in your eye. - What? - You have a cinnamon bun in your eye! - WHAT? - YOU HAVE A CINNAMON BUN IN YOUR EYE!!! - I CAN'T HEAR YOU, I HAVE A CINNAMON BUN IN MY EYE!

Where did little susie go during the explosion? Everywhere :) What color were her eyes? Blue. One blew this way and one blew the other way. :p Knock, knock Who's there? Not susie :)

Why did the man and woman have sex? To have a good time, but the man's condom failed and they ended up with a deformed baby because they were brother and sister. Those are your parents. Enjoy

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm schizophrenic. And so am I!

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