- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I can't submit this joke because I got the captcha wrong

What did Timmy say when the bus crashed? Nothing, it was a horrible crash, he died like everyone else. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Timmy.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Nothing they are disgusting and pollute your body with fats that are not necessary for you to live. -CNN.com 11.78534629/10 scientists agree with this fact.

Why won't the carny let the black kid on the carnival ride? He doesn't meet the height requirements

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object.

Your boat breaks down on the highway. How many squirrels does it take to eat a bannana? Squirrels do not eat bannanas but it would probably take a monkey 1.5 milliseconds.

vaginas are pretty!!!!

Why is this joke hilarious? Because it isn't.

what gets louder as it gets smaller? a baby in a trash compacter.

There's two people, one wearing a nice sweater and the other is not. The one without has to walk the dog, so he asks the other guy if he can have his sweater. He says "No but you can wear it."

Why was the boy sad? Because his family was raped and stripped of their possessions

Why couldn't the kid eat candy? He had diabetes, so he could put himself in danger and possibly result in death which would leave the family torn apart and all committing suicide in a matter of 10 years.

feminism

What do you get if you give a black man more than 5 watermelons? Jeff the Killer.

roses are grey violets are grey so says my color blind cousin

A gay man walks out of his bedroom, rubbing his ass in pain. He says, "I hate it when I slip and fall in the shower."

Knock Knock Go Away

what do friends and trees have in common? If you hit them with an axe multiple times they fall over

You know what's bad? Running over a baby with a truck. You know what's worse? Skidding on it.

A man walks into a bar,gets a drink, and then leaves.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your family have been involved in a fatal accident and we need you to come and identify the bodies.

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