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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when a taco eater gives you guacamole? Thank him, and politely smash it in the face of the nearest trashy tourist.

How does the black, high school kid get his new clothes, IPod and nikes? By working at his family-owned convenient store with his father and grandfather every night after school, but not until his homework is done.

What is black and blue? A pen with reversable ink.

How to have a cheap party in just 5 steps: 1. Buy 100 McDonald's burgers and give everyone food poisoning 2. Bring out that black serial killer's mask you've been working on. 3. Bring out that sharp knife. 4. Slit everyone's throats. 5. Dance.

Q: Why did the policeman stare at the big-breasted victim? A: She was dead.

kieran scott peels his off his foreskin while he watches hentai porn then he eats it afterwards, he is also on roids

Knock knock, Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana Smith, I'm here for the Smith Family Reunion.

If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

I like my coffe like my women Without a Penis

Life is like a box of chocolates, quite strange to enjoy when you're single.

I was playing Black Ops online, my wife turned it off in the middle of the game....I killed her

What's worse than having a zit on your face? Getting blue waffle.. google if you don't know what blue waffle is..

Your pathetic humanity. Deux. Dios Gud God etc. Moral: You cannot even translate the name of his very being correctly, and you expect the bible to be translated right... Laught now, because I shall silence you soon enough...

how many jews can you fit in a volkswagon? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 6 million in the ash trey.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 7 ate 9!

doctor , doctor , i feel depressed , we will start you on a course of anti-depressents , vitimins , and daily exercise, make a appointment for next week , and i will referrer you to a phycatrist

What do you call Bilbo Baggins when you use him for pleasure? Dildo Baggins

Q. Dr.evil? JHHHHHHHHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

Why did the clown drink all the sweet wine? Because he was an alcoholic.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar everyone is amazed because the surgery he just got cured his parilization

Why is it that all cats dislike flying saucers? The strange noises and lights probably frighten them, as they don't understand the concepts of extra-terrestrial intelligence and space travel.

Why did the mentally disabled child begin to cry? Because he shit himself

Knock knock! Who's there? The police your son died in a car crash.

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