What do you call seven pine trees and a roll of toilet paper? Mongoloid.

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Why do Native Americans own Casinos? Because it's a very profitable business situation.

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racism...deal with it!

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Hearing this joke again.

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Q:Why Did the Black people die in there car A: They were Homeless

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Your mama's so fat, that when she opened the window, wind came in!!!

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Why can you punish cows but not fish? Because you can ground beef, but not fish!

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Ryan O'Sullivan likes to suck his own penis. - Ryan O'Sullivan.

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A black guy, a Latino guy and an Asian guy all walk in a bar. What do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

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Why do black people like bananas? Because bananas have potassium which therefore gives them bigger muscles, which is why they excel at every sport we white people suck at.

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How do you sink a Polish battleship? You breach the hull.

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theres a kitten stuck in a tree, whats wrong? it's dead

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Why do dogs bark? Idk why? Cause there dogs

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Is J.P. dumb? Yes

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How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

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Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere. -Tag

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that awkward moment when your teachers a duck

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Why do all black people look the same? They don't, you're either just racist or unobservant.

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A planes crashes on the US-Canada border. The survivors are promptly taken to a hospital nearby to be treated for their injuries.

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Well that sucks, your dad is dead.

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A man sees the most beautiful woman he's ever seen on the street. He takes her into a dark alley and r.apes her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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