- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 7 ate 9!

doctor , doctor , i feel depressed , we will start you on a course of anti-depressents , vitimins , and daily exercise, make a appointment for next week , and i will referrer you to a phycatrist

Q. Dr.evil? JHHHHHHHHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

What do you call Bilbo Baggins when you use him for pleasure? Dildo Baggins

How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

What do you call a black man who has been killed? A dead person.

Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

Knock knock! Who's there? The police your son died in a car crash.

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

Chuck Norris goes to the mars to fight the marshuns he then die's soon after because there is lack of oxegen on mars and theres no marshuns.

Why didn't little Jimmy eat his dinner? Jimmy didn't eat his dinner because there was no food. Jimmy is a poor street urchin who died of starvation.

Why did little Sally drop her ice cream? She got ran over by the school bus

Youre in your car, and you stop at a light you see a home less person holding a sign that says "Home less and hungry, anything helps." You ask if they want a box of cereal, "No thanks." They replied, you ask why not? "Well, I really just want to go to the movies."

Q-what did the black man say before he crossed the road? A-i wanna cross the road.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's a woman.

how many jews can you fit in a volkswagon? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 6 million in the ash trey.

I was playing Black Ops online, my wife turned it off in the middle of the game....I killed her

What's worse than having a zit on your face? Getting blue waffle.. google if you don't know what blue waffle is..

Your pathetic humanity. Deux. Dios Gud God etc. Moral: You cannot even translate the name of his very being correctly, and you expect the bible to be translated right... Laught now, because I shall silence you soon enough...

Why did the mentally disabled child begin to cry? Because he shit himself

Why did the clown drink all the sweet wine? Because he was an alcoholic.

Why is it that all cats dislike flying saucers? The strange noises and lights probably frighten them, as they don't understand the concepts of extra-terrestrial intelligence and space travel.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar everyone is amazed because the surgery he just got cured his parilization

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