- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why did Suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzy.

Why was the gay kid beaten to death Because he was also an outstanding racist and lived in a highly populated african american community.

So when I came home from work the other day, I saw tha my dog was foaming at the moth, so I took him to the vet It turns out that my dog didn't have a thing for marshmallows but had rabies instead and was promptly put down.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

What's 6 + 9? 15.

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? There's twenty of them

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

What eats grass and goes MMMMOOOOOOO? A weird person that likes to eat grass and MMMMOOOOOOO

Why did Madona rub shit on her vagina? Because she was horny.

Your mother is so fat, that recent test results have proved she is morbidly obese.

Y u do dis?

why did the kid die? his mom shot him

Whats worse than burning your foot? Getting it eaten off by a cannibal.

what did the man say to his dog? sex. -teagan doherty

Did you hear about the blind man who got stuck by a bus? Poor guy never saw it coming.

a mexican and a black guy are sitting in a car, who's driving? the police

whos the biggest oaf................................ coasta

Roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme fridge

what is friendship? when friends go on a ship

How do you make someone cry? Shit on them

What did the jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing.

My dad

LAST COMMENT? DISGUSTIIIING! NO YOU TAKE IT!

What do you do when your archenemy walks up to you? Kill them due to their vulnerability, I mean they walked up to you...

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