John has 7 apples and Lisa has 4 apples John eats 3 apples and Lisa eats 1 apple and give another to John Their diets lacks various essential nutrients

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Why couldn't the man open his car door for the women? He drove a jeep with removable doors

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Knock knock. Whose there? Not my house so not my problem. Frankly, I don't give a shit.

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A mouse sniffed a peice of cheese. It was on a mouse trap and then it died in the trap.

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WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?!?!?!!! Not Michael Vick.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why didn't Sally get back up? She had no legs Guess who's getting prosthetic legs for Christmas! Not Sally.

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This sentence is not humorous in any fashion whatsoever.

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What do yo get when you cross an insomniac,an agnostic, and a dyslexic. A very troubled man.

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Q: A football coach walks into a bank. Why? A: Because one of his players is suffering from terminal cancer and he needs governmental funding for the team to play the big game against their rivals and to win, in hopes the kid will recover. Q: Why did the football coach go into the bank again? A: To receive more money to find a new running back.

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A man calls his wife, but she doesn't pick up. He comes home and shouts his wife's name, but no one responds. He walks upstairs and sees the bedroom door half-opened. He enters and sees his wife sleeping.

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There's 2 guys in a Y shaped road. One road leads to a cliff with deadly alligators below the river. The other road leads to the village. You can ask both of the guys one question to which leads to the village. However, one guy always tells the truth and the other guy always tells a lie. How do you get to the village? GPS

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A plane is falling out of the sky, and there is a Priest, a little boy, Obama and a rock star. There are 4 parachutes and everyone jumps out safety.

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what did lois call peter when she first saw him? i dont dont know do you?

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Pick up Lines skeet skeet skeet! JLR

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a chicken An animal cruelty charge

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A man walks into a bar. Then he yelled and held his head in pain. :) www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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What's hard, long and full of seamen? an erect penis.

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Why didn't Johnny go to the party? He was aborted as a fetus

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Nice belt.

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What's more depressing than watching a worm watching to worms

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What's funnier than Justin Bieber dying in a car accident? Nicky Minaj being in the same car.

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Q: what do u call a hotdog that's not cooked? A:a raw hot dog

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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