What is my favorite color? How the heck should I know?

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whats small and tickles? pubic lice

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waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

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Uh, well I think of it as quirky and charming, odd weird, maybe unexpected, I could have looked it up but I am dying of lack of sleep here.

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So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

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No just stuff on the internet when I get bored, like on facebook and stuff, why a nurse? Whats wrong? Is he ill?

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What did the giraffe say to the other? nothing giraffes cant talk

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What's green and has wheels? A refrigerator, I lied about the green and the wheels.

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You're so fat. Well maybe to kids born in Africa.

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yo mamas so fat she probably has to wear a gerdle when she leaves the house.

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What are Antijokes? type of comedy typical joke setup anticlimax that it lack of punchline.

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Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Your doorbell is broken.

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Your mother lives so loosely that she has several terminal diseases and only has 3 weeks to live.

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You know what they say about men with big feet? Big penis.

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How do you kill a innocent young boy walking from school? I don't know but do you want to enjoy a refreshing beverage of creaming soda?

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Knock knock! Who's there? The doorbell wasn't working.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks GET OVER IT

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Why was the dyslexic cowboy crying when he came into school that day? He had chronic diarrhea.

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What do you call a larger individual having intense sex with a smaller individual? Rape.

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Knock knock, Whos there? Your adopted.

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Knock Knock. I paid good money for a doorbell. Use it, please.

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Where do fat girls go to eat doughnuts? Jenny Craig

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Guy- Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah, it's too long. Girl- Wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Nah, you'll never get it.

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An arab says allahu akbar, people respect him as he is pronouncing his religion in his place of worship

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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