- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bob: Hey, hey Jim Jim: Yeah? Bob: Remember me. Jim: ...okay?? Bob: Knock knock Jim: Who's there? Bob: I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA FRICKIN REMEMBER ME!!!

A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat of, and the barman chuckles.

Jimmy tells his mom he wants to be a Firefighter when he grows up to which the mother replies, "You can't Jimmy, you have leukemia."

My aunt said slow and steady wins the race....... She died in a fire

Do your parents know you're gay?

What was even more disgusting than the holocaust? Lucy's new shoes.

A woman walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, my water just broke." The doctor replies "Get off my carpet."

what is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? dead babies dont stick to the roof of your mouth when you are eating them.

why did the panda and puppy get into a fight? how should i know, you tell me.

what do you call a attractive blond haired girl who sings songs. pixie lott

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen Property.

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes

a mexican guy and a black guy are in a car, who is driving? the mexican, the black guy is in the passenger seat

Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

How do you kill a circus? Assuming this is metaphorical usage of the word 'kill', you would withdraw funds, involve the SPCA and offer all the major performers better contracts elsewhere.

roses are red and have big balls woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Why doesn't Santa deliver gifts anymore? Because Santa died of a heart attack.

What's a Mexicans favourite video game? It depends on his/her personal preferences.

My friend harris is fat.

What's 9+ 10?! 19

Darnell has a 2 ounce gold chain around his neck. Gold is worth $1,639 per ounce. Where did Darnell steal the gold chain from?

What did the parrot say to the dumb man? Nothing

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

This is a joke...that your supposed to laugh at.

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