One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

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Why couldn't the man read? Because he was illiterate

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Whats worse than a fart joke? A queef joke.

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What is a Will And Dan put together A WillDan HAHAHAHAHA

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What did the slave say to its master? Nothing meanwhile he and his family had terminal cancer and were worked without pay for 20 years before dying fro, multiple cases of AIDS and infections within thier lungs and mouths.

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How do you get a girl out of a tree? You throw a refrigirator at her.

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An Artic Storm.

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What happened when the old woman crossed the road? A completely unrelated archery accident lead to the deaths of several people and thousands of dollars of property damage in another part of the country. The woman crossed without injury.

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why did the goat go up the ladder? because its ladder goat

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Richard.

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whats helen kellers favorite activity fingering herself

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait; it would be quite unsanitary to talk about my genitals in front of you.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

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What happens if an unmovable object gets hit by an unstoppable force? To get to the other side.

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Sorry I am like so fucking wasted still, I keep giggling and laughing all of the time.

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Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

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A christian and an atheist are in a bar. The christian says "if you don't accept Jesus Christ as your lord and savior you will go to hell." The atheist replies "No I won't."

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What do you call a man with no home or family? Charles Manson…He currently resides in jail.

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What do you call a black guy with a job? Responsible.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? It's Jeff. Hi there Jeff, come in, the doors open.

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Catholicism.

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cum on guys, gay jokes are mean

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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