Why was the woman in the kitchen? She was hungry.

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What is life? It is a sexually transmitted disease which always ends in death. There is currently no known cure.

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What happened to the deaf, dumb, and blind kid? I don't know. Niether does he.

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What is worse then finding repeated jokes on anti jokes? finding a womr in your apple

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Why did the elephant fall on the marshmallow? Because he didn't want to fall in the hot chocolate!

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Shaving your balls is just plain nuts!

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What is in the center of our galaxy? Some stars, space, and nebula.

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An Admiral walks into Ackbar...

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Why can't helen keller drive? She never got her permit

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Matt Gregory Harrington is a bender, pylon, hoser, duster tripod, and puck bunny!!!!

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You know what assuming leads to... .....Assumptions.

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What did the woman say when she didn't finish her meal? Can I get a to go box

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse answers, "Because I'm an alcoholic."

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What did the man at the haberdashery say? Six and seven-eighths, bub, six and seven-eighths.

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What did the boy do when he ran out of Pringles? He killed himself.

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A little boy came runing to his mum' mummy...can a little girl have ababy? Mom reply no...so, the boy ran out and told his frnd 'we can play naked again'.,

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Knock Knock Whos there? It was the unexpected arrival of his wifes lover who'd been having an affair with her for over a year She thought her husband would be out and forgot to tell him not to come The husband started breaking down in tears whilst throwing insults at both of them, grabbing the man by his collar and throwing him on the ground he started to kick his head in The man died and the husband and wife divorced, theres now a bench in the mans local park dedicated to him.

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What did the african get for his birthday? an ounce of water, as water is very scares in his community and it is a great resource

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Jason. Jason who? The person who is answering the door hears a chainsaw start up and suddenly realizes that Jason is the murderer from Friday the Thirteenth. The person goes and gets their shotgun, ready to blast Jason's head of when he breaks in.

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billy has 100 candy bars he eats 78 of them what does he have now diabetes

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What time is it when a cow walks into your house? The time that your mother arives.

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What's the difference between a tiger and a shark? One's a land mammal.

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women's rights

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One time at band camp.............tha'ts it........

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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