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whats the difference between a flamingo ? because the pyramid has a high cholesterol

knock knock who's their panda panda who shut up I never said yo name and don't call me black

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a porsche? i don't have i dead baby in my garage. That would be wrong

What do you call a dear with no eyes? no eyed dear what do you call a dear with no head? dead!

Chinese men having large penis.

Why was the man sad? Because he found his 80 year old mother had been raped and murdered in her home...

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Peter

Who did the man call when his house was on fire? He called his mother as the firefighters put out the fire.

Your mom is like a tire iron: she's a whore

What do you call a clock that has no sense of time? .....Broken.

knock knock who's th...AIDS.....

I did your mom-A FAVOR-by making you-A SANDWICH-my favorite part was when she stripped-THE LETTUCE-then i touched her boob-OO-then we fucked

What did the guy say when he dropped his baby? "oh no!"

What happens to men who grow up. They are probably taller

what do you call a baby in a blender? A really funny event.

What do you call a man with no head? Nothing he has no ears.

What did Canada say to America? We will not become apart of the United States where people are known as Fat Nascar lovin hicks!

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink then walks out of the bar ...

what is the color of a burp burple

Did you hear about the german girl who had sex and died................. it was 50 years later after she had a family of about five kids and lived a happy life as a nurse

What do you call a man with no arms or legs sitting on a doorstep? Whatever his name happens to be

Hey whats sad about 4 black people going over a cliff in a cadillac. Nothing

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings! What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Adelle....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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