SHE GOT A BIG BOOTY SO I CALL HER by her real name because she is a woman and worthy of my respect.

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Why did the black man not get to go to the party that was filled with all white people? His mother had recently died and so he had proceeded to go to his mother's funeral instead of heading to his white bestfriend's party.

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What does Helen Keller's parents do when she gets in trouble? They leave the plunger in the toilet!!!

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What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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Your momma;s so fat she stepped on the scale and said one at a time please!

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Why did the Elf stab the Gnome? Because I was on a bad acid trip.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

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the WNBA

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I don't want to share my name yet if that is okay, I mean I have not seen you, but you have seen me just saying. Tell me how old you are first, I am 26, or 27, being more or less an orphan since birth details like that kinda lose themselves. And no, its not Eliza, I will wait for you here if you do not mind, there are still people that have thought I am Nero all this while, that`s what worries me, I doubt I can convince them I am chatting with myself this time around.

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Why did the boy fail his math test? Because his Mother threw a refrigerator at him.

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Why couldn't the Indian kid read? He got shot in the eye.

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You are being like super pervert now, I would never ever even try weed, cocaine is the real deal, you know I do not mean that. Anyway does it work on everyone?

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Why did Dom stop smoking? Because he died

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roses are red and have big balls woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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A convict is ripping out stop signs .. and a police comes out of no where and screams "What are you doing?!" The guys says Ripping up stop signs..

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How do you know if you have a good slave? It is hard working and determined... And black

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? " Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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I'vegto a riddel for you;l Do siolve it. during the day... I look liek a snake By night?///////////////// What ams i? Rack your brains

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Latvian guy said to the other latvian guy: ''Why did the chicken cross the road?'' The other latvian guy responded: ''In truth, i do not know. I have not seen chicken in 10 years. The last time was before the red army plundered my village. I can still hear all the screams from the women being raped. But, back to question. Where is this chicken you speak of? I have not eaten in days and my wife and children are close to starvation aswell''

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Your mom is so fat, that when she stepped on the scale she was disappointed with the number that appeared.

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Knock knock.Who's there?Dead Baby.

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What do you call 2 black guys hanging out with a white girl? An inter-racial couple helping out their black friend whose wife just died of terminal cancer.

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Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

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what did the orange say to the other orange? we are both oranges.

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