roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

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balls

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What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

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69- by Adam Chebali

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Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

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What looks like donuts but stinks of shit. Sean Big Macs socks

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Why did the girl fall off her bike? I threw a ball at her.

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What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They are both purple except for the rabbit.

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My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. (Submitted by Aidan)

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What does water smell like? water.

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oooh look a banshee

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What is Hitler's least favorite month? July...

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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What did Helen Keller say when she got raped? Stop raping me.

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What did the elderly lady say to the man? You still have not repaid my services

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Why is Kony so mean? He used to date your mom.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange Who? Oranges are very good for you and enriched with vitamin C that is apparently good to intake when you are experiencing cold/flu like symptoms during the winter season and your doctor won't give you medication because you aren't sick enough and you already ask for medication to much because you think you are always sick with something. That's what happens when you're a hypochondriac.

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What's brown and sticky? A Stick

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A man's car broke down on a lonely country road in the middle of a stormy night. Spotting a light in a farmhouse nearby, he made his way there through the mud and driving rain, and knocked on the door. The farmer who lived there answered, and said what while he didn't have any room in the house, the barn would provide shelter and warmth until morning. Thankful for the hospitality, the stranded man made his way to the barn and made a place to sleep in the hay. As the lightning flickered outside, briefly illuminating the barn's interior, he noticed knot-holes in the wood of the stall walls, and the hoses of a milking machine laying nearby. He then fell fast asleep. The farmer woke him up in the morning, and together they rode on a tractor to the road to make the necessary repairs to the man's automobile, but only after enjoying a country breakfast prepared by the farmer's wife and lovely eighteen year old daughter.

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DARK FACT: A ratchet black chick would say that was racist.

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Just Replying to Brock Facebook request Brock you should know by now that i am at your school talk to me there. Plus i loved the kiss you gave me in science. Now that tested my chemistry. Hehe. Emma Brown xOxOxOxXXXXXoOOOOO

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says why the long face? The horse does not reply because it is a horse. He then is confused of where he is and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a couple stools.

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What do you call a guy who accidentally cut off his hand in a blender? Stupid.

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What's the difference between a cow and a cow? Nothing, they are both the same.

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