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I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

Q. Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? A. Because he's dead.

What's dry and unpleasant to eat? Sand.

4 out of 4 questions. You want to cross the lake, but alligators live in that river. How do you get across? The alligators aren't there. They're all at the lion king's meeting.

Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

What's worse than bad words? People who say them

A Mexican, a black man and a Pakistani walk into a bar. Everyone immediately runs out seeing the potential danger in the situation that's about to unfold.

"My grandmother has AIDS. They are really nice ladies." -joke by comedian Daniel Cupps

What do you call a man with ADHD ? A man with ADHD.

What do you call two gay black men in one sleeping bag? There names

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men jump out, and the plane crashes anyway.

Why did Mufasa miss his doctor's appointment? Because he was trampled to death by wildebeest

If you were a booger..................... I would get a tissue so i could blow my nose.

Mary had a big white van, a big white van, a big white van, Mary had a big white van, where did my friend go? (sing the song)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how did the ant die? i stepped on it

When life gives you melons, your dyslexic

I used to take arrows to the knee but then I didn't, for no particular reason.

whats long, hard, and full of semen? A submarine

Why did the man fall of the cliff? A: Because someone pushed him.

This made my day: The Japanese verb "to drink" is "nomimasu". [L]

Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will cause me to develop a drinking problem.

why doesn't anyone like reed? who cares, no one likes reed

Q: Why was the little boy upset? A: His nose was glued to the sidewalk.