- Anti Joke

What do you call 2 black guys hanging out with a white girl? An inter-racial couple helping out their black friend whose wife just died of terminal cancer.

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Q: What would George Washington do if he were alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

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Four black guys have a picnic. One of them pulls out a bag of KFC. Another pulls out some Kool Aid. The third pulls out a watermelon. The fourth pulls out a box of cookies you racist prick

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How do you make a businessman cry? Shoot him in the kneecaps.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

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I hate it when I go running and my diick always gets road rash from being dragged So I cut it off

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What did the giraffe say to the other? nothing giraffes cant talk

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Q: A young friend you met on the internet invites you over to his house. When you arrive, Chris Hansen enters the room. What does he say? A: Welcome to our home

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What bird can lift the most? i do not know, I suggest asking an Ornithologist

What do you do when a man in a corner offers you candy? You walk away.

What happens when lady gaga and chris brown jump into the pool at the same exact time. They get wet

Roses are red Violets are blue Black people are black They are inferior

How do you get a blonde out of a tree? Shoot her in the head.

hey i just met you and this is crazy so heres my number actually is dolan

how do you know when you're a man? massive erection.

Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

Carol never wore her safety goggles. Neither did Hellen Keller.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "...no..?"

What do you call 2 black guys hanging out with a white girl? An inter-racial couple helping out their black friend whose wife just died of terminal cancer.

Q: What would George Washington do if he were alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

how does cody get laid? he doesnt.

that awkward moment when your teachers a duck

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

What did the girl with no eyes say? I can not see.

Why did Dom stop smoking? Because he died