- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock Knock," "Whos There?" "The Pizza Guy" "I hate pizza."

A man walked into a bar. He got a head trauma and committed suicide.

A: Knock Knock B: Whos there A: Orange B: Orange who A: Arent you glad i didnt say chair

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

What did the giraffe say to the human? Nothing, but it was trying to alert the human of an oncoming bus.

There were two busses. The one was red, the other one went to France.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's always an Asian Better than you

There are two men named Dan. The first man says, "Hello, my name is Dan." The second man says, "Hello, my name is also Dan."

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how do you get a happy man to stop smiling? hit him in the face repeatedly untill he is dead.

John has 7 apples and Lisa has 4 apples John eats 3 apples and Lisa eats 1 apple and give another to John Their diets lacks various essential nutrients

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Knock knock. Whose there? Not my house so not my problem. Frankly, I don't give a shit.

A mouse sniffed a peice of cheese. It was on a mouse trap and then it died in the trap.

Why couldn't the man open his car door for the women? He drove a jeep with removable doors

WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?!?!?!!! Not Michael Vick.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why didn't Sally get back up? She had no legs Guess who's getting prosthetic legs for Christmas! Not Sally.

This sentence is not humorous in any fashion whatsoever.

A man calls his wife, but she doesn't pick up. He comes home and shouts his wife's name, but no one responds. He walks upstairs and sees the bedroom door half-opened. He enters and sees his wife sleeping.

What do yo get when you cross an insomniac,an agnostic, and a dyslexic. A very troubled man.

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