What do you do when a taco eater gives you guacamole? Thank him, and politely smash it in the face of the nearest trashy tourist.

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There are two types of people in this world: Those who can finish lists. and

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A muslim guy walks into a bar and orders a water as he isnt allowed to drink alcohol

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

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Why couldn't Lucy get her driver's license? Because she has Cerebral Palsy!

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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How to have a cheap party in just 5 steps: 1. Buy 100 McDonald's burgers and give everyone food poisoning 2. Bring out that black serial killer's mask you've been working on. 3. Bring out that sharp knife. 4. Slit everyone's throats. 5. Dance.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme fridge

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Are you a tree

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What do you get when lettuce and oranges come together? I dont know, thats why I asked you.

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How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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What's black on bottom and white on top?? Society

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whats black and blue and white all over A little caucasian boy who is being abused by his parents

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its's not rape if you yell "suprise!"

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The U.S. economy is in poor condition and it's downfall would have repercussions throughout the entire world.

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roses are red and violets are blue and i was going to write something that rimes but that is not funny here.

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What do you call Bilbo Baggins when you use him for pleasure? Dildo Baggins

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What do dogs and whales have in common? They both live in the ocean. Apart from the dog.

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A christian and an atheist are in a bar. The christian says "if you don't accept Jesus Christ as your lord and savior you will go to hell." The atheist replies "No I won't."

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How does camon Die? He kills himself because he didnt make it into the marine corps

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When life throws you lemons, duck cuz they freakin' hurt

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Want to hear a joke? Me neither.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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