Rebecca Black and Justin Bieber get married.... Friends and family attend the wedding

Q: Why are asians good at math? A: Because they study with their tutor every tuesday

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

Chuck Norris doesn't wait in traffic, he takes the subway

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange

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Why does Jordan Abu aita have a small pepe? Because he is black

An arab says allahu akbar, people respect him as he is pronouncing his religion in his place of worship

How do you confuse a blonde? Inform her that she is an illegitimate child resulting from a vicious, torturous rape and that her mother will never truly love her.

A racist walks into a bar. Nasty accident you had there mate. You should be more careful next time.

What is Santa's favorite color? Blue

What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

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What is the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family

whats polish and black a polish black person

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Why did the guy die? He had a fatal heart attack.

Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

Your grandma and your mom drove of a cliff, who survived? Both of them they didn't drive off a cliff

knock knock. Who's there... Mormans

Q: What's better than the Call Me Maybe video? A: A shot-for-shot parody of it featuring a GIMP! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFxnAITCv5o

What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

Why shouldn't you worry about having a baby? Because with all these jokes, babies aren't even going to be around anymore. "What's funnier than a dead baby?" "A dead baby in a clown costume"

Whats fat yellow and diabetic Brett lai lan

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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