- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: Why is that boy on the ground? B: He fell. A: Why did he fall? B: He tripped. A: Why did he trip? B: I tripped him. A: Why did you... B: BECAUSE I WANTED TO!

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber's talent.

Yo mama so fat, i rolled over twice and i still on that bitch.

The man says to the doctor "Sir, I have contracted a terrible headache." The doctor replies back, "Yes you do."

What do you call a gay scientologist? His first name or last name, depending on how close you 2 are.

Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem used for seasoning food, and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

What smells like weed? the person who smoked it.

I really don't like Holocaust jokes. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off of a guard tower.

hi im tom. whats your name? joe. hi im tom. whats your name? joe... tom has short term memory loss.

Why did the black man buy watermellon? Because he was having a barbecue in his suburban neighborhood and he wanted some fruit.

Why was Jerry Sanduski at K-Mart? He heard boys pants were half off!

Whats fat yellow and diabetic Brett lai lan

Look whos talking Matt Critchley

What did the fat man say when he was offered infinite french fries for life? Yes.

What comes after 23? 24.

what did one white man say to the other white man? hello!

Why was 6 afraid of 7.... because 7 was black

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You tell him to do so.

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Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

What happens when you catch a cold? You sneeze whenever you stand up.

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