- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

After tesco's horse burgers, what's next? My lidl pony

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

Eat My Food!!! Joking I dont have any food

three jews walk into a bar. then a bear mauls them.

What did the hispanic man say to the black man? I don't know, if I was listening to their conversation, the would be creepy.

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stuck to the bottom of my shoe!

how do you know when you're a man? massive erection.

Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Mam: Wanna hear a joke about my penis?... nevermind, it's to long. Woman: wanna hear a joke about my vagina?... nevermind, u wouldn't get it.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

A dyslexic agnostic insomniac stays up at night wondering if there's a dog.

What do you call two men kissing? Gay.

Did you hear about the kid-napping in Minnesota? He woke up

What's a Gingers favorite drink? Coke!

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

Q. How do you make a fruit punch? A. In a punch bowl, mix together fruit punch, pineapple juice and ginger ale. Add scoops of sherbet into the punch. Wait for the sherbet to begin melting, approximately 10 minutes, stir gently, and serve.

What do you get when you cross a spoon and a fork? A spoon crossed with a fork.

What did the man say to the teacup? Nothing. He was drunk and on the floor.

Why did the gang jump a man for his blue jeep? Answer The gang wanted a blue jeep.

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

s s is for shit h h is for hit i i is for it t t is turtle

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