- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

Why did the lion eat food Because seaweed is green

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Fish.

hey John will you make some copies

Do you know why I'm bored???? No why are you bored Because I am

What do they call Chinese food in China? Food

What did the boy say when he got hit by a car? Nothing, he punctured his lungs.

What do you call a gay jewish guy? Heblew.

what did bob say tothe ugly duckling? your ugly and a duckling

Want to hear the funniest joke in the world? I forget how it goes but it ends with the abolishment of slavery.

kyle dosnt question his sexuality

What did the racist black man say to the white man? Nothing they both died in a car accident.

I don't know about anybody else, but I just watched a part of a My Little Pony episode, and there's something about them that makes you want to come back and watch more. It's wierd, like mind control. Has anyone noticed this?

Does anyone know any good ways to piss off an Grammar Nazi?

Two guys walk into a bar. They have drinks, pay for them, then get into a car crash killing a mom and her daughter returning home from selecting a wedding dress. The wedding is canceled. Rate This Comment 0

whats yellow after cani...nathan

how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

Why did the black man go to prison? He was visiting his client to give him legal advice.

i fell like im going to reverse john becase i ate a bikle penis jackson

who is awesome? no one...

how many A.D.D. kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?lets go play!

what did the kid say when he didnt see the ice and sliped and broke his arm ouch that beep hurt

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