Who is big and stupid My brother

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Yo mama so fat , when she went to the doctors office and stepped on the scale they said please, your weight, not your phone number .

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What did the Norwegian say to the Englisman? ØLølølølÅæåøåæøåæåæåæåæåæåæåæå

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why was sally bleeding? they never buy band-aids over her nubs.

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A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

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why did the kid get home from school early cause he was home from school..

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Worlds first anti joke.

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Why couldn't the man read? Because he was illiterate

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A patient goes to the doctor. The doctor says I have bad news and even worse news. The patient says "What's the bad news?" The doctor says "You only have 24 hours to live." The patient says "Oh my gosh what could possibly be worse than that?!" The doctor says "Well...we've been trying to contact you since yesterday..."

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One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

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Why didn't the girl get on the school bus? It was Sunday.

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What did the slave say to its master? Nothing meanwhile he and his family had terminal cancer and were worked without pay for 20 years before dying fro, multiple cases of AIDS and infections within thier lungs and mouths.

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Whats worse than a fart joke? A queef joke.

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What is a Will And Dan put together A WillDan HAHAHAHAHA

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How do you get a girl out of a tree? You throw a refrigirator at her.

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An Artic Storm.

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What happened when the old woman crossed the road? A completely unrelated archery accident lead to the deaths of several people and thousands of dollars of property damage in another part of the country. The woman crossed without injury.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Richard.

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why did the goat go up the ladder? because its ladder goat

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait; it would be quite unsanitary to talk about my genitals in front of you.

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whats helen kellers favorite activity fingering herself

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What happens if an unmovable object gets hit by an unstoppable force? To get to the other side.

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Anti Joke

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