have you seen ray charles' house? neither has he.

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Q)What is the best way to get the bitches? A) You shouldn't try. You could go to prison on bestiality charges.

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what do you call a blonde with black hair? Artificial intelligence

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Why couldnt the dog bark? The dog didnt exist.

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What's worse than 9/11? a dipped glass of milk

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a pineapple? There will be no funeral for the pineapple..

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You're flying over a lake in your canoe and the wheels fall off. How many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? None! because ice-Cream doesn't have legs!

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A man comes home after a long days work. It is late at night and he gets in bed with his wife who is already asleep. Later that night he gets up for a glass of water and returns to the bed room to see that his wife doesn't appear to be breathing and calls 911. He then realizes that this isn't his house and he leaves.

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why did the monkey fall dead out of the tree? because edward cullen raped it up the arse sooo many times it died from internal bleeding.

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Your momma's so fat that she should really be concerned for her health and seek professional help to manage her weight.

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whats worse than worldwarII world war iii

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A fat guy eats a twinkie.

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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: A deaf guy

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How do you make an anti-joke? Like this....

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How do you confuse a blonde? Wait...what?

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How do you teach an old dog a new trick? Answer: You can't

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How do you get a black man out of KFC? Tell him to get out

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yo mama is so dumb, she got all Fs on her report

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because it tastes good.

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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Mugger: Give me all your money. Victim: No. Mugger: Okay. (Moves on to find his next victim)

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What's black and is as fast as a car? A black car.

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Q: What's your dog's name ? A: Dog. Q: What's your cat's name ? A: Cat. Q: What's your dick's name A: Pinky

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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