- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who is big and stupid My brother

Why couldn't the elephant ride the bike? Because it didn't have a thumb to ring the bell!

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

What did the blind kid say to his dad Nothing , his dads dead

What does a Jew do when he finds money on the street? He picks it up and is probably happy it was there.

How do you get a girl out of a tree? You throw a refrigirator at her.

What is a Will And Dan put together A WillDan HAHAHAHAHA

Whats worse than a fart joke? A queef joke.

What did the slave say to its master? Nothing meanwhile he and his family had terminal cancer and were worked without pay for 20 years before dying fro, multiple cases of AIDS and infections within thier lungs and mouths.

What happens if an unmovable object gets hit by an unstoppable force? To get to the other side.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

Sorry I am like so fucking wasted still, I keep giggling and laughing all of the time.

whats helen kellers favorite activity fingering herself

Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait; it would be quite unsanitary to talk about my genitals in front of you.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

why did the goat go up the ladder? because its ladder goat

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Richard.

What happened when the old woman crossed the road? A completely unrelated archery accident lead to the deaths of several people and thousands of dollars of property damage in another part of the country. The woman crossed without injury.

An Artic Storm.

why was sally bleeding? they never buy band-aids over her nubs.

why did the kid get home from school early cause he was home from school..

A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

What did the Norwegian say to the Englisman? ØLølølølÅæåøåæøåæåæåæåæåæåæåæå

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