- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cancer patient get for his birthday HIV

Eat My Food!!! Joking I dont have any food

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

What's Big and Round? My Testicular Cancer

What happened to the baby in the microwave? I don't really remember, I was too busy jacking off.

A Mexican, a black man and a Pakistani walk into a bar. Everyone immediately runs out seeing the potential danger in the situation that's about to unfold.

Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

If John had eight apples and he eats three. Calculate the mass of the sun.

What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

whats red, brown and blown up? a hampster in a microwave

so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

You're tall.

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

what do you call a gay guy in a sleeping bag? a fruit roll-up. GET IT? because gay guys like fruit roll-ups.

what did the women say when she saw a tiger maul a rabbit? she didn't see it, she was in the kitchen cooking and ironing

Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

Whats worse than losing The Game? The Holocaust

Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike.

What's worse than the Holocost? Two worms in your apple.

Where do cows go when they're bored? Wherever they're standing. Cows cannot use toilets, regardless of their mood.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I got Alzheimer's! ...... Who the hell are you?

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