- Anti Joke

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. The man leaves in a hurry, to cook for his family.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms in it, what's worse than that? The holocaust, whats worse than that? Biting into an apple and finding 3 worms in it

Once upon a time there was a pure and beautiful girl who lived with her step-mother and her two step-sisters. They made her live in the basement and had her do all the chores while they went to parties. Then social workers came and relocated her to a foster family.

What kind of bread makes pickles? Dill Dough

whats funnier than 24? 25

Whats white and can talk? Snow, i lied about the colour

What's the difference between Dick Cheney and Obama? When Obama shoots someone in the face it's bin Laden.

Your momma is so fat that when she fell over, she couldn't get back up without help, and she probably got several bruises.

sean punches bryce in the face, sean then says ow you just punched me in the face. that hurt

What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

4 out of 4 questions. You want to cross the lake, but alligators live in that river. How do you get across? The alligators aren't there. They're all at the lion king's meeting.

What's dry and unpleasant to eat? Sand.

why doesn't anyone like reed? who cares, no one likes reed

Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will cause me to develop a drinking problem.

Q. Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? A. Because he's dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats long, hard, and full of semen? A submarine

I used to take arrows to the knee but then I didn't, for no particular reason.

When life gives you melons, your dyslexic

This made my day: The Japanese verb "to drink" is "nomimasu". [L]

how did the ant die? i stepped on it

What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

Why did the man fall of the cliff? A: Because someone pushed him.