- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? dead babies dont stick to the roof of your mouth when you are eating them.

what do you call a attractive blond haired girl who sings songs. pixie lott

What's 9+ 10?! 19

What did the parrot say to the dumb man? Nothing

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What's a Mexicans favourite video game? It depends on his/her personal preferences.

My friend harris is fat.

Darnell has a 2 ounce gold chain around his neck. Gold is worth $1,639 per ounce. Where did Darnell steal the gold chain from?

Why doesn't Santa deliver gifts anymore? Because Santa died of a heart attack.

How do you kill a circus? Assuming this is metaphorical usage of the word 'kill', you would withdraw funds, involve the SPCA and offer all the major performers better contracts elsewhere.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen Property.

Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

roses are red and have big balls woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes

a mexican guy and a black guy are in a car, who is driving? the mexican, the black guy is in the passenger seat

How do you know when a ghost is lying? I don't know because I've never met one, so from personal experience I couldn't tell you.

There's a fine line between hyphenated words

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite joke? A. Nothing, because he cant hear.

Q.why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A. because he was dead.

White boy in jail. "That ish crazy!!"

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

Did you here about the guy who got his right leg and right arm cut off? I made him up but he would make one good anti-joke.

what do you call 10 dead babys lunch

Wanker

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