- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they're purple That's why they're called "violets"

What did the boy get for his birthday? Older.

Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says wow its hot in here the other muffin said HOLY SHIT ITS A TALKING MUFFIN

So I'm at the office and I tell this guy, "Hey can you pass me the stapler. But when you pass it over, make sure there are staples in it 'cause if not, I can't staple anything."

Why did the boy drown? Because he was actually a brick. I lied about him being a boy.

A: Knock, knock. A: Knock, knock! A: Um ... Knock, knock! B: Sorry, I didn't want to answer the door.

why did the man fart? because he felt like it.

guys stop with the jewish jokes anne frainkly its getting old

How do you make a dentist cry? Rape him in the ass.

hy-way is-way is-thay oke-jay pelled-say eird-way? ecause-bay its-way in-way IGLATIN-PAY

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

why did the mokey fall out of the tree because it was dead.

An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. knock knock -Who's there? -Not Suzy.

sometimes when im bored i dress in white pour water on the ground and roll around in it and pretend im a papertowel

A: "Knock knock." B: "Who's there?" A: "John Doe." B: "John Doe who?" A: "..."

A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Doctor B: Doctor who? A: Doctor Johnson, i'm here to check up on you. How's the medication going? B: It's going well thank you, it's working. A: That's very good to hear. Hope you recover soon. B: Thank you!

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a WAFFLE!

Two penguins are sitting in the bathtub, the first one says to the second one "pass the soap." The other penguin says," what do I look like a radio?"

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A man walked into this bar, and said ouch.

A lawyer met with his client and said.. well, there is some good news and some bad news The bad news is that you're going to prison for life.

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