Two guys walk in a bar, and they die.

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What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber and One Direction? A bunch of gay pop stars.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Trees are brown.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

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Knock knock. It's me, the ratboy genius.

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you want to hear a joke? the goverment.

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Knock Knock Who's There? God God who.....wait REALLY? No Dave, this is a hallucination, and your peeing right now.

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What do you call a black guy going into mcdonalds A great opportunity to make a raciest joke

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what did the blind santa say to the jewish child jewish people don't believe in santa...awkward.

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Person A: Hey! Whats up? Person B: Suicide rates...

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Por que não passa Globo Esporte na Etiópia? Porque a Rede Globo não tem afiliadas por lá.

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I heard you like playing basketball at night. My ears are fully functional in comprehension of human language and therefore I am able to listen and remember words that are told by others.

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What was the pirate movie rated? It was rated R for its graphic depiction of the continuing violence in Somalia.

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if you read this you are gay

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If a tree falls in the forest and it does it make a sound? No, Trees can't talk

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Two white people walk into a bar what do they say? "hi"

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PENIS THAT IS ALL!

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An Irishman walked into a pub and ordered a pint. He had planned to just have one but ended up having two since he'd had a rough day at work. His wife was slightly annoyed that he came home smelling of beer.

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whats purple with fur?nothing mammals cannot have purple fur

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Man: Docter it hurts when i touch my legs! Docter: yeah you have two shattered knee caps youll never walk again.

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OneBigAssMistakeAmerica

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Why is a bear like a cloud? They are both blue.

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Rich people gave money to charity Charity gave money to the homeless The homeless spent the money on drugs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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