knock knock who's there? Kallie Kallie who? sorry, wrong house

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. Knock knock? Whos there? the Chicken.

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it all started when it all started when i was born because i was the resault of a broken condom and thats why he left. shortly after my mother killed herself. well thats the way the cookie crumbles. its not a joke i just needed to tell someone.

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whats the problem with black and mexican jokes? once youve heard juan youve heard jamal

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What happened when a myriad people decided to partake in a large party while staying in a small room? They managed to make a compromise. The party got split into two groups: 50% of the original total in each casual confinement. In the end, everybody had a great time and nobody got hurt.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police Ahh shit

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What's The Difference Between a Chicken and a Human. Well a Chicken Is A Chicken and a Human Is a Human.

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How do you make a dead baby float? -you take your foot off its head.

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What did the convicted necrophiliac pedophile do when he found a dead baby? He reported it to the authorities because despite his past habits and behaviour, and after years of rehabilitation he became a responsible and considerate citizen

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What will Postman Pat be called after he retires? Pat.

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Here's a joke for u Hahaha suck on it I wasnt going to make u laugh o yea ur mom died

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When Life throws you lemons you might be hallucinating

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why couldn't the little girl play on the swing? Matty Russel was chasing her

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What was the pirate movie rated? It was rated R for its graphic depiction of the continuing violence in Somalia.

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if you read this you are gay

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure.

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What happened to the peanut who went to New York City? He got a-salted

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Man: Docter it hurts when i touch my legs! Docter: yeah you have two shattered knee caps youll never walk again.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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What do you call a man who stole from a thief? A thief, no matter whom you are stealing from the consequences are dire.

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Baman: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? Piderman: What? Baman: They're all gone!

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A man enters a bar, and says: "It is impossible to drown in an elevator" This is incorrect.

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Wanna here a joke? Womens rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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