Where's Justin Beiber? With his girlfriend.

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What do you call a black guy going into mcdonalds A great opportunity to make a raciest joke

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What happens when Chuck Norris jumps off the 3rd floor. He falls to the ground and hurts himself badly

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Whats brown and sticky? A massive shit.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a shed? A: Considering babies are incapable of rational thought it is unlikely they would understand how to employ the correct method to paint.

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A man rubs a magic lamp nothing happens

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Two white people walk into a bar what do they say? "hi"

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Cause he's dead.

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Q: How mature are you on a scale of 1 to 100? A: 69. :)

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had no arms.

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What do you call a kid without brothers or sisters What? a chinese Boy!!!!!!! lol ;)

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A man goes to Church he meets God nothing happens

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Three a man is trapped on a desert island and a genie offers to grant him one wish. The man accepts the existence of the genie and then wishes for unlimited wishes for the rest of his life. The man takes over the world.

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Your mother is so good in the kitchen that we all asked for a second helping.

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Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

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Why did the Black man drown? Because he could not and did not know how to swim. Because he could not afford the lessons to learn how to swim. Because he does not have the financial means to afford a lesson in swimming. Because he is of a low socio-economic level.

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What's green and has wheels? Dave Matthew's Band

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Why can't a T-Rex clap? Because they're extinct

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No, I still have to make sense of some facts bits and pieces here, and thinking is pretty much the only thing I can do at this moment, so why would my doppelganger wannabe call me from her mothers place?

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Why did the black man work at a Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because he was fired from his job at a grocery store, and it was the only job he could find on short notice in the current job market.

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I heard you like playing basketball at night. My ears are fully functional in comprehension of human language and therefore I am able to listen and remember words that are told by others.

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why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the sadistic farmer with a loaded shotgun (as the farmer has an extremely large score to settle with the chicken, as his wife was dead, a cause of mad cow disease) thus escaping captivity and starting a new life as a free chicken. God save Martin Luther KIng

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So there are two elephants in a bathtub. Elephant 1: "yo can you pass the shampoo" Elephant 2: "radio!"

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What did Pittsburgh say to Philadelphia? .........Lightbulb.........

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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