How the hell did Susie get on the swing anyway I don't know you tell me?

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Why did the alligator travel through time? To get to the other side.

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why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the sadistic farmer with a loaded shotgun (as the farmer has an extremely large score to settle with the chicken, as his wife was dead, a cause of mad cow disease) thus escaping captivity and starting a new life as a free chicken. God save Martin Luther KIng

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There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead who sit next to each other in college. They are good students and regularly do their homework.

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What's the difference between gold and silver? Atomic number

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What's worse than finding twelve dead babies nailed to a tree? One living baby nailed to twelve trees.

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a women walks into a room and says she got a good job..wait thats not possible..

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How Do Bulls Drive Cars? They cant, they have hooves making it impractical for a Bull to Drive a car.

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What will Postman Pat be called after he retires? Pat.

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Q: Whats better than 10 baby's nailed to 1 tree. A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Why did the black man kill himself? Because he was black

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Why was 15 afraid of 16? Coz 16 was bigger than him.

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Tony Blair, Micheal Jordan, Fabrice Muamba, Aunty Josephine, Nick Clegg, David Cameron, and myself all go out for drinks.

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What did the man on a business trip to Japan say to his wife on the phone? The nuclear reactor in the next city over is melting down as we speak. If I don't see you again, I love you.

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Why did the bear stick his head in the honey comb? He wanted honey.

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How do you keep a mexican from drowning? Take your foot off the back of his head.

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How you learn to juggle? You ask someone for their balls.

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How many dead lions can feed a bluejay? Bluejays don't eat dead or living lions, so this is highly improbable.

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pigs are sometimes pink GOSH

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whats 2+2? gonorrhea.

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Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one. Lady Gaga has a small one. Madonna doesn't have one. What is it? A last name.

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Why did the person post a real joke with bad grammar and spelling on anti-joke.com? They didn't flippin' understand the point of the website.

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what is worse then stubbing your toe in the dark? -september 11th

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Baman: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? Piderman: What? Baman: They're all gone!

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Anti Joke

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