George Bush.

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Your mother is so good in the kitchen that we all asked for a second helping.

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Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

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How do you kill a blonde ? Shoot her in the head

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What has 4 legs and goes "meow." A cat. Dang! You already heard it.

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Your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you're just a figment of my imagination.\

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What was the pirate movie rated? It was rated R for its graphic depiction of the continuing violence in Somalia.

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if you read this you are gay

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Q: How mature are you on a scale of 1 to 100? A: 69. :)

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An Irishman walked into a pub and ordered a pint. He had planned to just have one but ended up having two since he'd had a rough day at work. His wife was slightly annoyed that he came home smelling of beer.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She had previously been in a car accident, in which all of her close family died and she was the only survivor. Since both her arms were stuck in between crushed components of the car, they had to be amputated on the spot. She was testing out the prosthetic arms she had been given when they failed, causing her to get a concussion, and putting her in a coma for the rest of her life.

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Why is Jem no longer a cartoon? Because they all died from toxic hairspray.

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Why did Tesco not serve a black guy? Because he just happen to be holding a gun

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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Guy: If I could re-arrange the alphabet, I would put I and u together. Girl: Really because if I could r-arrange the Alphabet I would put f and u together

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A white man asks a black man, "Did you fall into a chimney?" and laughs. The man proceeds to wash off his hands and face to reveal beautiful, dark-brown skin. Then they both joke about it because they are best friends.

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A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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Arron Glass

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who wins a race a white guy or a black guy? depends who's faster

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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wanna hear a joke? katie chandler

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What's green and has wheels? Dave Matthew's Band

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So three Mexicans, a black man, and 2 white men enter a room. They promptly sever their penises and jump out the window because they are all members of a strange cult.

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What do you call a black guy going into mcdonalds A great opportunity to make a raciest joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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