What did the adverb say to the noun? Hopefully whale.

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What happens when Chuck Norris jumps off the 3rd floor. He falls to the ground and hurts himself badly

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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if you read this you are gay

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Why did the alligator travel through time? To get to the other side.

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What's the difference between gold and silver? Atomic number

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Roses are red, Sometimes they're thorny, When I'm around you, I get kind of Horny

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A priest walks into a bar, which is suprising because priests don't usually go to bars.

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what is worse than a pile of dead babies? the one on the bottom trying to eat its way out of a pile of babies that have been poisoned.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Waterboarding.

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What do you say when a black girl asks you out? No!

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a shed? A: Considering babies are incapable of rational thought it is unlikely they would understand how to employ the correct method to paint.

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pigs are sometimes pink GOSH

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What did Pittsburgh say to Philadelphia? .........Lightbulb.........

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A. Hey.. B. Hi

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What is the difference in a dead dog in the road, and a dead black guy in the road? One was a dog and one was a human being..

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Baman: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? Piderman: What? Baman: They're all gone!

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Why did the person post a real joke with bad grammar and spelling on anti-joke.com? They didn't flippin' understand the point of the website.

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What will Postman Pat be called after he retires? Pat.

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Your momma's so fat when she walks into a restaurant she orders salad.

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Sarah Palin

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Your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you're just a figment of my imagination.\

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