Why was 15 afraid of 16? Coz 16 was bigger than him.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Trees are brown.

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oliver is gay. so much so that he has hex with other men and dosent mind it very much

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Why can't a T-Rex clap? Because they're extinct

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Whats gay and has wheels? Alex Egbert, I lied about the wheels

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did you know that Hellen Keller had a tree house? "no" she didn't know either.

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Whats white, black, and red all over? A half eaten penguin

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A sheep goes up to to a horse and asks "Does you speak sheep?".The horse replies ''Neigh''.

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So a black man, an Italian, a Mexican, an Irishman, a Chinese man, and a Jew walk into a bar. They go their separate ways and never see each other again.

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Why did the beach ball pop? Because it stepped on a sharp chocolate chip cookie!

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Guy: If I could re-arrange the alphabet, I would put I and u together. Girl: Really because if I could r-arrange the Alphabet I would put f and u together

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What happens when you put a cat in an oven? Don't, because it will die.

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Arron Glass

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What does Rubens Barrichelo does with his F1 championship trophies? He never got one.

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Why did the girl pee her pants? She was only 1 month old...

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When is homework not homework? When it is turned into the teacher.

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How many dead lions can feed a bluejay? Bluejays don't eat dead or living lions, so this is highly improbable.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a shed? A: Considering babies are incapable of rational thought it is unlikely they would understand how to employ the correct method to paint.

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So there are two elephants in a bathtub. Elephant 1: "yo can you pass the shampoo" Elephant 2: "radio!"

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Cause he's dead.

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Whats tan and jumps higher than a frog? Mexicans..

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Want to hear a funny joke? Sure. Women's Rights. That's not even a joke. You don't get it. It's not even a sentence.

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pigs are sometimes pink GOSH

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Why did the elephant cross the river? CAUSE YOLO (even though he died)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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